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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. shimmered

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    I don't understand basic daily hygiene/investment in one's appearance. Not necessarily for vanity purposes, but because it's just a matter of existing. Look like a schlepping overwrought over tired SAHM, get treated like a the same. At least look like you've got a willingness to invest in yourself...and you'll be taken a LOT more seriously.
     
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    Re: Re: The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROAS


    Lohan, Octomom's meat curtains aren't something I would want to deal with for 2 seconds let alone 24 hours.
     
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    Fuck that, they can give me five grand and I can photoshop her shit good enough for a magazine.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Re: Re: The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROAS

    How about this: You're offered a reasonable sum of money to make a fisting video. Who to you choose now?

    In other ridiculous news: <a class="postlink" href="http://movies.yahoo.com/news/jennifer-aniston-voted-hottest-woman-time-184651500.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://movies.yahoo.com/news/jennifer-a ... 51500.html</a>
     
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    Stolen from George Takei's facebook page. Valid question indeed.

    (If you haven't "liked" him already, you should, he's a funny bastard)

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    Work Christmas party tonight. Second work-enforced drinking event during the week.

    I'm wearing my kilt.

    Hypothesis: being the new guy, I'm going to get chirped no matter what. Give them an easy target and they won't bother digging up any real dirt.
     
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    I actually find it insulting that Lindsay Lohan would try to look like Marilyn Monroe. Theres just no comparison between the two and Lohan looks like a washed up hag.
     
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    So I get to DJ an office Christmas party in the perfect asshole of the city half a block from the new Hells Angels clubhouse.

    Holly jolly.
     
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    Same here, I have my second work drinking event in two days.
     
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    Wow. I just saw the Lohan Playboy pictures...only one of them even vaguely looks like her.

    Apparently I'm going to this tomorrow. Should be interesting.
     
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    Shockingly on day one the boys are being really well behaved. The little girl on the other hand is apparently quite the fan of time out.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

    The "leaked" Lohan photos really fuck playboy, I didn't really expect the issue to sell all that well to begin with but who would buy it now?

    I know zero people with a subscription and even less who just buy single issues from time to time.

    The only people who benefit are the owners of the sites currently hosting the pics. I would imagine Hef is none to happy
     
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    The only Playboy I've bought was one in Brazil. Worlds better than what you get here.

    Lohan's spread is super weak in comparison to the original. Maybe they should have dangled a dimebag over the camera lens to perk her up?
     
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    Someone is having a meltdown about studying for their classes:

     
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    Soooo IE 9 just said that this page is unsafe. Somehow the previous pages are good? Or it takes that long to give me the RED SCREAN OF DEATH!
     
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    Good evening TiB. I do say it's time for a drink and a smoke

     
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    Gah. Thursday we got taken out to lunch by a patent attorney firm to watch the sailing, open bar from 11:30 - 7. WOKE up with the spins at 2am, but still managed to kick ass in a 9am meeting Friday, all good so far. Then had our work Xmas do on Friday, started drinking at midday to cure the hangover and arrived home to find 20 people in my house playing beer pong. Someone was already passed out at 6pm after trying to do 9 shots of Jack in 5 minutes (jmade some bad beer pong bets). Beer pong after 5 hours of drinking went as well for me as you'd expect. Feeling preeeeety damn special now.

    In my best Clay Davis impersonation, sheeeeeeeeit.

    Edit: oh, and apparently I loaded up my sportsbet with $200 and chucked it all on various multibets on the UFC this sunday. Oh, and some one American football. I've never watched a game of US football in my life. Go Saints!
     
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    Have y'all seen the uproar over the proposed towers in Seoul? Spoilered for those who don't like looking at 9/11 pictures.

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    No, I'm not trolling. That's the actual design. The designers say it was a "pixelated cloud" surrounding the building, and that the comparison never occurred to them.

    What's fascinating is that in every single article I've seen, the [American] author expressed the sentiment of, "What the fucking fuck?! Are you assholes serious?"...international commenters seem to be legitimately oblivious. Like, not accusing us of being crybabies. They legitimately don't see it, and suggest that Americans are making it all about us again.

    Personally, I assume that the designers had to have intended this, to drum up interest, and that anyone who insists that they don't see it is merely being faux-oblivious to make a point. But I'm not 100% sure.
     
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