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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Your in-laws bring out some interesting thought processes.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    What that poor Dora the Explorer must have witnessed there.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Here's my serious non-rum induced thought process: "Honey, you go to your sister's house, I'll stay home and hang this drywall."

    No kidding.
     
    #203 $100T2, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Alright sweetie, show me where they touched you...
     
    #204 Popped Cherries, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Sore throat who? Whiskey fixes anything for tonight!

    The bad news is that the whole fam-damn-ily will be over for Thanksgiving tomorrow at lunch. My wife (who needs my help) is putting it on. So I'll be sick AND hung over. Oh well. Either way, I won't feel well.
     
    #206 uzisuicide, Nov 23, 2011
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    Dude, I was just on a bus sitting directly in front of two girls agreeing with each other about things like Occupy Wall Street and Obama- as in "Like, you know, Obama is like a good guy, you know right?"
     
    #207 ssycko, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Make sure to lick every plate and fart on the cranberries.

    On a side note, I hate cranberries. However, that jellied bullshit in the can IS FUCKING AWESOME.

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    Nothing about that says "Fruit", "Edible", or even "Food." Whoever came up with that is truly a Lex Luthor. Made billions on the misfortune of others.
     
    #208 CharlesJohnson, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    About to settle down with some Uncharted 2, I think.

    Do I save the other half of the bottle of rum for tomorrow night after dealing with the inlaws, or have some now?

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    #209 $100T2, Nov 23, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Here's MY Thanksgiving feast:

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    #210 $100T2, Nov 23, 2011
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    I couldn't have said it any better myself. These days, I really don't pay any attention to womens' breasts; as long as she has two of them, and they are in good condition, I'm cool.
    I remember when I was 12-16 years old, that was all I would look at when I saw a woman.
    The stomach/legs/ass tri-force is a much better measuring stick as far as total body-desirability goes. (There are a LOT of fat girls out there with "perfect" tits. See what I'm getting at?)

    Remember this: The bigger her tits are when she's young, the more they're going to sag when she's old.

    Also remember this: no matter what the body type, can you handle the personality?

    Now here's Deep Purple:
     
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    Karma, dude. That's what you get for traveling with the 1% on the Acela.

    Here's an Amtrak pro-tip for you from one of the plebs. Next time you leave out of Penn Station, there's a shitty sandwich vendor near the TGI Fridays in the main waiting area (walking away from the A C E) that sells 24 oz beers for $3, which I think might qualify for cheapest beer in all of Manhattan. You also get a lovely brown bag to carry your beer around the station in, as a bonus.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread


    You know what a 70 year old has between her tits that a 20 year old doesn't?





    Her vagina.


     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Great cover:

     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread



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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    German girl at the hostel bar tonight had the most amazing ass I've ever seen. Fuck. Ridiculous. I mean the rest of her had it going on, too, but fuck. That ass. Is 22 too old to hit on 18 year olds?
     
    #216 ghettoastronaut, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Describe it.
     
    #217 Nom Chompsky, Nov 24, 2011
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    I'm sorry, Nom, but it's not your type of white girl ass if you know what I mean. And this ass is rather beyond my description. It's not tight and little, nor is it big, per se, but it certainly would be spankable. It's just... big enough to be shapely, small enough to not be fat, with the perfect shape and without gravity's ill effects, set perfectly in just the right jeans. God damned 18 year olds.
     
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    Hey, I like more than one type of ass. Just because I like delicious steaks doesn't mean I don't also like a nice roasted chicken or some salty bacon.

    I don't know whether I'm hungry or horny right now.
     
    #220 Nom Chompsky, Nov 24, 2011
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