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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    boxes and wrapping paper.
     
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  2. Gravitas

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    Point taken.

    Still feel like I need to do something as to not appear like a douchebag who doesn't care all that much.
     
    #2182 Gravitas, Dec 10, 2011
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    Circumcision.
     
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    Nyquil and Duct Tape.

    Oh, wait, that's a gift for his parents.
     
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  5. Gravitas

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    I need to think some of my posts through just a little bit more.
     
    #2185 Gravitas, Dec 10, 2011
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    Plastic bag

    Loaded handgun

    Small plastic toys

    A bathtub with 2 inches of water

    Charles Bronson movies (FUCK yeah, put it on repeat to start him off right)

    Actually, why get him anything? I don't understand this. Not like he'll remember, much less care. Unless his mom pulls the "Uncle Gravitas didn't buy you shit when you were SEVEN... months old." A good day for a kid that old is not having ass rash.
     
    #2186 CharlesJohnson, Dec 10, 2011
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    yeah, it's not really for him. I think a small gift would let my brother and his wife know that just because I am 1700 miles away, have never met the kid, and talk to them rarely that I still think about and care for them.

    I mean I could write them a heartfelt card, but words are wind (guess who just finished A Dance With Dragons?).
     
    #2187 Gravitas, Dec 10, 2011
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    Some Christmas music, and some good music:




     
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  9. Crown Royal

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    Personally, Ring Stackers. They trained my daughter to crawl, because she couldn't stand them stacked up neat so she'd crawl over to knock them over all the time.
     
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    I'm sorry. You don't have a beer mug this big.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Your boyfriend looks jealous. Youre clearly the "top."
     
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    That's a mighty big cup of hangover you have there, unless you're one of those people who magically don't get hangovers, in which case fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
     
    #2192 StayFrosty, Dec 10, 2011
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    I swear I'm starting to get too old now because when I drink I now think about if this is going to make me hungover, and if its worth it or not. When I was young and stupid I didn't get a shit, now if I wake up and have a headache I'm pretty well pissed off. Also, now it takes so much longer to recover from the hangover, that or my tolerance for feeling like shit has greatly diminished.

    Last night I thought it'd be fun to be young and stupid again and go for it, not my best idea. While the night was fun, it was in no way worth the agony I'm feeling right now.
     
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    Lindsay Lohan once looked like this:

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    ...and that was the way Lindsay Lohan once looked.
     
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    Hey, you want to watch a bunch of middle-aged doctors and pharmacists and bureaucrats dance to Lady Gaga, you go right ahead.
     
    #2195 ghettoastronaut, Dec 10, 2011
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    There was some high comedy at the Christmas party tonight and wasn't a bad event except for the tab only having wine and a few beers and no rum. Took ages to feel ok after spending most of the day throwing up and then went into town afterwards and confirmed why I hate town. Full of fuckheads and stupid little girls dressed up as bait.
     
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    I would fuck her then, I would fuck her now
    Yes, yes, I would fuck her then and now, Crown Royale

    I would fuck her in the nose, and fuck between her toes
    I would fuck her with my garden hose

    I would fuck her in the tits, and lick on them like bbq beef tips
    I would fuck her in the butt, and make her bark like mangy mutt

    I would lick her where she pees, and hum and buzz like birds and bees
    I would oil her up and down on her knees, make her beg and whimper, please please

    I would fuck her on a plane, I would fuck her on a train
    I would fuck her in one hundred ways I really can't explain

    Yes, yes, I would fuck her then and now
    I would even fuck her on a giant plate of king pung pow
    Yes, yes, I really would, Crown Royale
     
    #2197 Nitwit, Dec 10, 2011
  18. Crown Royal

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    What are you, writing me break up poetry or something? Fag. You're dead after class.

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    #2198 Crown Royal, Dec 10, 2011
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    There was glenmorangie last night. It made me happy.

    Now for some Canadian folk music.

     
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    C'mon, baby. Don't be hatin' the creatin'. We both know where this is going. MUAH! LOL! OMGeesus!

     
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