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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I have a video interview today, which I thought was scheduled for 1. I go to sign in and finally see that everything is scheduled in Pacific time, which doesn't make any sense, because it's a NY company. So now my interview's at 4, and that just ruins all of my plans for the day. Grumble.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    So...

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Now Slappy

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    "Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon."

    Love that movie. Unfortunately I have been informed by my two daughters that tonights main feature will be "The Smurfs". God help me.
     
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  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Dang, I have to pay better attention. One of those dudes is CJ? Neither one of them is black or looks Messianic.
     
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  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hey, look. College basketball is back.



    If you miss it a 0:09, wait until 0:40. I bet No. 34 doesn't play in the next game, huh.
     
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  6. mya

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    What happened to CJ's mustache? This moment is worse then I found out that there wasn't a tooth fairy.

    So what's up this weekend TiB? My Saturday so far has consisted of....nothing. I have effectively wasted the first part of the day away and am now watching KU vs Ohio State, so I don't see me getting more productive any time soon.

    On another note, those Lindsay Lohan Playboy photos are horrible. Just horrible.
     
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  7. Flagrant

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    Work until 6, driving to NYC for a funeral with the girl, hopefully some alcohol. Driving back for work 6am Tuesday. YEAHHHHH BUDDY. It really won't be bad, her grandfather was really old, and declined pretty rapidly...He was circling the drain for about 3 days and then passed. Blessing for the family I think.

    Also I won't mind not having hysterical phone calls from the girl for a while...that gets tiresome fast.
     
    #2207 Flagrant, Dec 10, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Got invited to another threesome last night, and this one was the most explicit invitation yet. That makes about a half-dozen times this has happened.

    Not a single one of these invites has been for a MFF.
     
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  9. mya

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    Hmmm, funerals and threesomes. That sounds about like a typical weekend here.
     
    #2209 mya, Dec 10, 2011
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    I would have fucked her long ago.
    I would have proceeded to lick her toes.

    I would loved to make her scream,
    right before I released my cream.

    I would have held her long and tight.
    I would have cherished her every night.

    But now she is a broken whore.
    A girl of beauty, never more.

    Her nostrils clouded,
    in cokey dust.

    Her vagina emanating,
    casting couch musk.

    All her attributes faded, or gone.
    In game show lingo, her face need a gong.

    So nitwit you are braver than I.
    For one carnal dip, you surely die.

    So I would not touch her in a plane.
    I could not fuck her on a train.

    I would not dip my tongue, I fear.
    I would fall off, and I hold taste dear.

    So nitwit you enjoy Lolo.
    For to quote Luda, SHE'S A HO!
     
    #2210 McSmallstuff, Dec 10, 2011
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    If Beefy Phil doesn't chime in with a poem, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

    Also, which alcohol is best suited for tree trimming? I'm leaning towards cider and rum, but am open to any non-nog suggestions.
     

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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    I want to write a poem too.

    So I will.

    This was an exciting post, you have to admit.
     
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    Hard cider or any amber ale will do.

    Just walked my neighbors window, Im pretty sure he was masturbating.
     
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    I can't actually ever let my girlfriend see this video, but I am sure some of you will laugh, you sick fucks.

    Also it annoys me that the video is labelled Grand Father...not Grandfather.
     
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  15. audreymonroe

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    WOW. Video interviews are awkward.
     
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    In my experience, it helps if you're not wearing pants.
     
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    Mulled wine if you haven't tried it.
     
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    Your dildo in the background didn't help.
     
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    So I was supposed to head into the city to meet up with a friend I haven't seen for a couple years now. She's been MIA all weekend though, and I'm guessing she'll probably flake or call me around midnight expecting me to make the trip in. On the bright side, I've got Villanova-Temple on TV Real-Barcelona streaming on my lap.

    Oh, and vodka. Lots of vodka.

    edit;: Also, dealing with thousands of piss drunk Santas tonight that have been drinking all day was going to get annoying pretty quickly. At least now I'm avoiding that.
     
    #2219 jets22, Dec 10, 2011
  20. wexton

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    Fixed that for you.
     
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