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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Beefy Phil

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    Far be it from me
    to overshadow this guy's
    Dr. Seuss fuckfest.
     
    #2221 Beefy Phil, Dec 10, 2011
  2. bewildered

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    Guys guys guys. Hot cider with rum is awesome. I am also studying. Help?
     
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    Ahem.....pussy.

     

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    Second jobs suck balls
    I bought Maker's and Bushmills
    They are taunting me

    No kidding. 35 doubles as a self-defense weapon.
     
    #2224 Gravitas, Dec 10, 2011
  5. jets22

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    And they even included a ruler and soda can for scale on the length and thickness. Impressive.
     

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  6. Gravitas

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    So this exists:

    [​IMG]
     
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    You mean monsters? God, my parents have been lying to me since I was young.
     
    #2227 bewildered, Dec 10, 2011
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    Coming after a post with 39 dildos in it, makes sense.
     
    #2228 Kubla Kahn, Dec 10, 2011
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    Is #24 an egg?
     
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    It's like a game of how far can I stretch out my butthole.
     
    #2230 bewildered, Dec 10, 2011
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    The Exorcist: A Tyler Perry Production
     
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    I say whew, better it's a guy. If a girl needs things thicker and longer than a fucking coke can to get off she won't have any use for my skinny ass.
     
    #2232 Kubla Kahn, Dec 10, 2011
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    Your dick isn't longer than a coke can?

    Wait you're like 5 and a half feet tall? nevermind.
     
    #2233 bewildered, Dec 10, 2011
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    About to leave for the company Christmas Party.

    Considering the shit-storm I threw on Thursday, this should be fun, to say the least.

    My partner in crime (the guy laughing hysterically on the phone while I was losing my shit), has shown his appreciation for my tirade by sending a limo out to pick me up. This in and of itself is hilarious, as I live at the end of a pretty out of shape logging road.

    We're going to the top steak house in Vancouver, then the cool kids are heading off to a wine bar that I love, and then the even cooler kids have acquired rooms at a swanky hotel downtown.

    The only text I've had from my buddy today has been "bring bail money".

    I don't know about bail, but what I am bringing is a handful of Harry Potter wands that I picked up from Toys-R-Us to hand out as Christmas gifts to some of my friends at dinner. (Again, Wizard and bullshit Wizardry is a running theme at this place).

    It should be entertaining, if nothing else.

    Enjoy the rest of the weekend, you Idiots.
     
    #2234 Nettdata, Dec 10, 2011
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    Wait you're going to try and shove him into a locker and take his lunch money next?
     
    #2235 Crown Royal, Dec 10, 2011
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    The sad thing is he was talking about this size Coke can.
     

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    Yes I can usually fit my entire body into the average girl's vagina.
     
    #2237 Kubla Kahn, Dec 10, 2011
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    I'm picturing that video of the guy who stuck his shaved head into that woman's vagina...
     
    #2238 bewildered, Dec 10, 2011
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    Girls are mean.
     
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    I'm not sure how comfortable I am with the fact that I immediately knew the video you're talking about.
     

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