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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    She's just showing off because her fiance is 7'5.
     
    #2241 Nom Chompsky, Dec 10, 2011
  2. KillaKam

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    Hmm, go to bar where bachelorette party is being hosted by my bartending friend or stay in?

    TiB should be the judge.
     
    #2242 KillaKam, Dec 10, 2011
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    Seriously you jest.
     

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  4. KillaKam

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    Yeah, why must I try and kid myself? I will be there.
     
    #2244 KillaKam, Dec 10, 2011
  5. KillaKam

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    Holy shit, they pulled it off. Impressive
     
    #2245 KillaKam, Dec 10, 2011
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    I mean if your friend can hook up with drinks thats cool. Girls in bachelorette parties tend to be cock teasers from my experience working at bars. It might be ok if they are staying at that one bar, but if not they'll be too focused on selling dollar candy off of the girls body and sipping penis shaped straws. Historically I don't think girls at bachelorette parties are more willing to hook up than a bevy of other situations. Free drinks for the win though.
     
    #2246 Kubla Kahn, Dec 10, 2011
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    A little red wine while I watch the best Christmas movie of all time? Don't mind if I do!
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    #2247 Angel_1756, Dec 10, 2011
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    I have been at a couple bars while a bachelorette party was going on and they also tend to expect you to buy them drinks. One, the girls were handing out these things that looked like coupons but said buy them drinks on it, fuck you.
     
    #2248 zyron, Dec 10, 2011
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    Funny thing, though, is that ALL of the bachelorette parties I've been to where the bride is obvious (i.e. wearing a fake veil, centre of the group, etc) she got hit on 10x more than when she was single, or not obviously about to get married the next week. Shamelessly fucking hit on at every turn by any guy that walked past.
     
    #2249 Dcc001, Dec 10, 2011
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    Spent the day with this girl:
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    3 things: It was cold out, she wasn't wearing a lot, and it was awesome.
     
    #2250 ssycko, Dec 10, 2011
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    I just cooked chicken in a tablespoon of peanut butter. Pretty decent, though the stiffened peanut butter covered chicken looked like dog shit.

    MMMMM!
     
    #2251 bewildered, Dec 10, 2011
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    It is so drunk outside.
     
    #2252 hooker, Dec 10, 2011
  13. hooker

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    So does marriage material.
     
    #2253 hooker, Dec 10, 2011
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    Oh? Have a story you'd like to share?
     
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    I spent all night with that guy from the Cheerios commercial (maybe it's just in Canada?), telling him he should roll a Cheerio across the table at me. He hates me, probably. But I blame the beer. Flying fucking monkeys.
     
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    Did this guy really just win by TKO in 33 fucking seconds? I wish I was sober. Or something.
     
    #2256 hooker, Dec 10, 2011
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    What a pleasant surprise. The number of facebook posts I'm seeing about Four Christmases (or whatever other awful Christmas romantic comedy on right now) is seriously making me reconsider the people I associate with.
     
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    Sobriety's overrated. And your avatar is still unnerving.
     
    #2258 jets22, Dec 10, 2011
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    Ya, ya, ya.

    Someone change the password on my fantasy account before I make terrible, horrible, no-good, very-bad decisions?
     
    #2259 hooker, Dec 10, 2011
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    Bitchy? Nice? Give us the dirt!

    Sigh, guys don't know how to gossip
     
    #2260 mya, Dec 10, 2011
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