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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    Haha, I'ma start some shit:

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    #2281 Nom Chompsky, Dec 10, 2011
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    Does that last one have Down's, or is just a really bad angle?
     
    #2282 StayFrosty, Dec 10, 2011
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    I don't know, but she has an ass that screams doggy style, and a face that screams...doggy style.
     
    #2283 Nom Chompsky, Dec 10, 2011
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    I think she just looks surprised. At least I hope she looks surprised. Otherwise my penis is a bad person.
     
    #2284 jets22, Dec 10, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Gif time. Not my usual, but here you are:

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    #2285 Nom Chompsky, Dec 10, 2011
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    Sup, guys?

     
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    Not at all. It's because you're black.
     
    #2287 Nettdata, Dec 10, 2011
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    This one is hot. That's how I think pubic hair should be on women. Or some variation of that.
     
    #2288 Dcc001, Dec 10, 2011
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    I like her pubes - I prefer less, but it's a good balance between pedo-bare (see what I did there?) and dixebandit-approved ecosystem.
     
    #2289 StayFrosty, Dec 10, 2011
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    Ecosystem you say? I see no crabs!! haha
     
    #2290 bewildered, Dec 10, 2011
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    Sooooo I'm pretty sure I just heard my parents have sex... Fuck my life.
     
    #2291 Bread Mustache, Dec 10, 2011
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    And the whore says, "hey it was five bucks, you were expecting lobster?"
     
    #2292 Nom Chompsky, Dec 10, 2011
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    Sobriety is overrated. Guinness is delicious, and makes the frowny days a bit brighter.
     
    #2293 Pussy Galore, Dec 10, 2011
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    Haha, it's because there's not much to gossip about. She's exactly a person, albeit a very attractive one.

    However, it is pretty hard to work "I've seen your boobs on the internet" into normal conversation.
     
    #2294 ssycko, Dec 10, 2011
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    If truer words were ever spoken, surely I have never heard them.
     
    #2295 McSmallstuff, Dec 10, 2011
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    It just got a whole lot more frat-tastic in this bar. Now the question is, how many beers does it take for Pussy to be a patronizing asshole?

    Oooh. $10 pitchers of Guinness? Don't mind if I do!
     
    #2296 Pussy Galore, Dec 10, 2011
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    Good question. Keep drinking the dark beer.

    Tonight is another night where I drink Busch Light tallboys because they work well for chilling my fingers off after working in the shop for several hours and getting me drunk too.

    I am going pheasant hunting tomorrow. More like shooting, because it'll be on a game ranch. However, my dad is offering it as a replacement for going to South Dakota this year and it will definitely do. The weather will be perfect. I can't wait to hit the fields.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    So I've been sleeping and cursing my existence due to last night's alcohol consumption. In this process, I completely forgot that I have a Christmas party to go to tonight. I just remembered because the host called and asked me if I was coming. I'm not really sure if I feel up to it though. What do you guys think? Should I go or just relax and maybe play some video games?
     
    #2298 dubyu tee eff, Dec 10, 2011
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    Goooooo! You always regret the things you don't do. And... Hair of the dog or some shit. I don't know. I just need someone to be sad with me.
     
    #2299 Pussy Galore, Dec 10, 2011
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Why so sad, Pussy cat?
     
    #2300 Nom Chompsky, Dec 10, 2011
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