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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. amjoyce

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    Why are we sad with 10$ pitchers?

    Unrelated, but I finally perfected my long island recipe. Say what you will about this drink, it will knock you on your ass in a hurry and you will enjoy every second of it.
     
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    To paraphrase my rant in the R&R thread, my life is a shite soap opera. My sister is doing her best to turn into the epitome of white trash. It makes me sad. It makes me sad that it makes my parents feel like bad parents. They're awesome. Especially my poor Daddy. Happy fucking holidays to us.
     
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    Here's hoping it's just a phase.
     
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    Mulled beer is so much better than I thought it would be.
     
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    Some phase consequences are more permanent than others. And I'm not just referring to the tattoo.
     
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    What in the hell is mulled beer?
     
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    I love Christmas so much!

    And if you haven't had mulled beer in your mouth, you're missing out. Especially while sitting around a fire.
     
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    I imagine it's like mulled wine - beer mulled with extra spices for that extra Christmas-y kick.
     
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    Yeah, but sometimes people grow up and shit that was a mistake is something wonderful.
     
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    Last time I checked, herpes wasn't on anyone's Christmas wish list. Just saying...
     
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    And sometimes they develop an addiction that ruins their life, and have a baby that their parents must forcefully obtain custody of because they themselves are too fucked up to live up to their responsibilities.

    Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to.

    (We have a black sheep in my family that proves even upper middle class white collar nice folks can throw a wild gene sometimes.)
     
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    This shit just got deeper than a pretty pussy.
     
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    Oh I thought it was a baby.

    Uh, at least it'll probably do wonders for her kayaking and rock climbing.
     
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    I'm pretty sure this is a commercial reference... Mind telling me which one?
     
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    Valtrex, baby doll.
     
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    Yikes. Valtrex in her stocking this year?

    I'm sorry that's all going down, Pussy. Some people like to learn things the hard way. I just hope your parents don't think her bad decisions are reflections on them. Sometimes people just make really bad decisions of their own accord.
     
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    I didn't know herpes made you throw up for eight hours.
     
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    The saddest thing is, I almost want to laugh. Everyone thought I was the black sheep because of my old job. But here I am, about to graduate with a degree in biology and getting paid by my university to pursue a master's in statistics, while my sister is... Getting tattooed and fucked by a herpes riddled liar at her expensive private Baptist college.
     
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    The anti-viral + no food will do that.
     
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    Hey hey hey let's not limit ourselves here. Famciclovir might be an option as well.
     
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