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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    If I keep my liver guessing, then it's less likely to fail on me, right? Last night, bourbon. Tonight, beer. Tomorrow, I may drop a little Southern Comfort on it - it'll never know what hit it. I feel like this is sound health advice for all you youngsters out there.
     
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    If you have Netflix, look and haven't seen it. Look up a show called Dollhouse. She is hot in it as in pretty much everything. And so far it has been an enjoyable show.
     
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    I feel like this may apply to both of us. On Tuesday after my finals this is what I plan on doing:

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    Why is my face numb?
     
    #2344 Pussy Galore, Dec 11, 2011
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    Cocaine.
     
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    Doubtful. It's more likely alcohol related.

    Why do boys lie? Do I seem gullible? Or do I just gravitate towards boys that don't think their actions through?
     
    #2346 Pussy Galore, Dec 11, 2011
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    I don't know, why do women always ask questions and then ignore the answer you give them anyways?
     
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  8. Pussy Galore

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    Answering a question with another question is not a legitimate answer, sir. Please try again.
     
    #2348 Pussy Galore, Dec 11, 2011
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    And that's exhibit A.

    Why do boys lie? To get laid. Same reason boys do everything.
     
    #2349 ghettoastronaut, Dec 11, 2011
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    Is A related to B?

    Regardless of context, boys lie for the same reason that girls lie. To get what we want, consequences be damned..
     
    #2350 jets22, Dec 11, 2011
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    Does passing out face first on my couch for a couple of hours count?

    Damn cold.
     
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    A is related to B in that A occurred as a side effect of coping with B.

    I suppose someone wants a boot heel to the face. I'm such an angry drunk. Sigh.
     
    #2352 Pussy Galore, Dec 11, 2011
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    Probably a stroke.

    Don't worry, it'll pass.
     
    #2353 hotwheelz, Dec 11, 2011
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    Dr. Phil time.

    The latter, but you are giving them too much credit.

    They know what they are doing.

    Also:
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    Anyone else catch the IU UK game? I graduated from IU last year and moved. God damn I wish I was there now.
     
    #2356 Bourbondownthehouse, Dec 11, 2011
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    Mmmm, empty swagger.
     
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    In regards to Pussy's comment before about the sniper rifle, wouldn't it be more satisfying to see the look on his face as you put a hole in him with a dirty big shotgun?
     
    #2358 Bundy Bear, Dec 11, 2011
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    Good night my fellow idiots. And remember holiday booby/booty/bikini thread post really help to make the season magical.

    To the mods, why isn't the bikini thread permanent yet?
     
    #2359 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2011
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    Ok so I was drinking at the legion tonight . I met a girl. We went to her house but her roommate was home, so we went to my house. When we finished (I wore protection) she got up, left her number and left. So my question to you is.... Did I get used for sex? Or did I just meet the girl of my dreams
     
    #2360 The_Native, Dec 11, 2011
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