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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. The_Native

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    Not at all. I've just never had anything like this happen and I am honestly confused
     
    #2361 The_Native, Dec 11, 2011
  2. Fernanthonies

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    I was about to post a whole story, but it's probably best that I didn't. Long story short, I thought I was going to get some real good sexy time tonight, but thanks to unforeseen consequences I didn't.

    Having got pretty drunk last night, I figured I would take it easy tonight and go to bed early. Guess not.

    At least my buddy came to hang out and keep me company:

    [​IMG]
     
    #2362 Fernanthonies, Dec 11, 2011
  3. jets22

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    Did said unforseen consequences involve your Star Wars blanket?
     
    #2363 jets22, Dec 11, 2011
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    Na, he just called his girlfriend Jabba the Slut.
     
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  5. Fernanthonies

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    Oh no, that's not a blanket. Those are star wars pajama pants:
    [​IMG]

    Best part is that they were a Christmas gift from her parents. Combine that with the fact that she's awesome in every way and that every time her parents are here her dad and I sit around and drink Whisky together, I think she's a keeper.
     
    #2365 Fernanthonies, Dec 11, 2011
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    Also, we may have the most spoiled rotten dog. He never fails to make himself completely comfortable:
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    #2366 Fernanthonies, Dec 11, 2011
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    I once got a pair of Guinness boxers from an ex girlfriend's MILF of a mother as a random gift.

    Awkward to say the least.
     
    #2367 kuhjäger, Dec 11, 2011
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    You know, I don't care if he's a little nuts. Tom Cruise is awesome.
     
    #2368 Juice, Dec 11, 2011
  9. Pussy Galore

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    Turn tricks? You make it sound like I stood on a street corner in my best fishnets and glitter heels. Let your brain keep turning, because I absolutely think that all the stupid things she's done in the last four months have made her more of a fuck up than my single decision to temporarily escort to pay for part of my undergraduate degree. As for why boys lie, I just chalk that up to sad drunk musings.
    Puppies! I love puppies. So many puppies in the WDT!
     
    #2369 Pussy Galore, Dec 11, 2011
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    #2370 xrayvision, Dec 11, 2011
  11. Pussy Galore

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    No, it's definitely to-MAY-to.
     
    #2371 Pussy Galore, Dec 11, 2011
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    mmkay
     
    #2372 xrayvision, Dec 11, 2011
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    Remember what I said about girls asking questions and then ignoring the answers? Boys lie to get laid, not because of sad drunk musings, whether yours or theirs.
     
    #2373 ghettoastronaut, Dec 11, 2011
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    Agreed. A likeable superstar who ACTUALLY works for his paycheck is a rare breed nowadays:



    That's one brave little man there.
     
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    Shit, with the expert rigging and safety equipment as he must have had, I'd do that in a second. I am going to stew and be jealous all morning because the most exciting thing I do at work is leave to get lunch.
     
    #2375 toejam, Dec 11, 2011
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    That looks like its more fun than anything I've ever done. I would pay to be able to claim on that building.
     
    #2376 Diablo, Dec 11, 2011
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    I would do it without hesitation. Heights have zero effect on me, and that looks like an absolute blast.
     
    #2377 Crown Royal, Dec 11, 2011
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    Question? Why can't I see any pics or youtube or spoilers on this page anymore?? All I see is a blank space and then the caption, which makes little sense due to the missing pic/video.
     
    #2378 PIMPTRESS, Dec 11, 2011
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    I gotta agree. That's a hell of a stunt for a non-professional. Not me, though. I feel queasy looking out that window in the video. Heights, fear of falling. I'd make a lousy paratrooper.
     
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    Ahhh, some of the conversations from last night were quite chuckle inducing indeed.
     
    #2380 mya, Dec 11, 2011
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