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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    I hate the ads at the top of this site. It's See's Candies 90% of the time. They know....
     
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    Not that I'm a dirty raw foods hippie or anything, but I enjoy green smoothies. While making one a few minutes ago, I opened the blender lid to mix stuff around with a spoon and noticed a giant, smoothie-covered, dragonfly-looking bug in the middle of my spinach and fruit. Gross.

    You can bet your ass I'm still drinking the smoothie, though.

    I don't care for candy in general, but See's toffee-ettes, just get the fuck out. I'll eat a pound canister of those in one sitting.
     
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    i have never had a See's candy banner ad. It obviously picks based on your searching history so right now mine is filled with ads for Caesarstone, kitchen sinks, and other really boring things (we are remodeling our kitchen). For months it was "big girl bras" or something. I am quite sure that was prompted by something I google searched to post here. I kind of miss those well endowed ladies.
     
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    I get miscellaneous shopping ads too, but it seems to always be See's Candies up there. Or maybe I just notice it because I actually think about the ad when that product shows up.

    Even worse is that at the calorie count website I use, the side ads are usually See's Candies too. That's just plain evil...
     
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    ... I was chalking my question up to sad drunk musings, not the answer, as I was sad and drunk when I posted the question. I'm well aware that most people, male or female, lie primarily to get what they want. Thanks for the life lesson, junior.

    My ads are for Crate and Barrel's wedding registry... When did I get engaged?
     

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    Almost 36 hours of sleep and rest. Much needed.

    Spending the morning sampling kahlua flavors with our coffee. Then, going to 12 man jam. Life is good.
     
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    Wtf?

    I mean I'm sure it is innocuous, but the chance that I google that is fucking nil.
     
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    Can we... Keep the rest of this in PM? I know I picked the battle, but the holiday WDT needs to be cheerier.
     
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    I volunteer to intersperse puppies and hot girls as needed.

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    Puppies AND boobies?! Aww shucks. How'd you guys know?
     
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    Funnily enough, sometimes boobies are called puppies.
     
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    The drunk Irish bartender calls mine "Milk Pillows".
     
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    There's no way to explain how much shit I feel like right now. I think I'm still drunk and it's 1pm.
     
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    If the drinks are free that's almost endearing.
     
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    I'm seeing that a lot of us can no longer go balls to the wall without hating ourselves the next day. We must all be getting old. Or experiencing liver failure. Are you jaundiced at all?
     
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    Hey!! I can go balls to the wall IF I WANNA!

    I kinda wanna but wanna pass these exams tomorrow more than getting plastered. Get back to me on Wednesday about all this...
     
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    I appreciate what you folks have repped me about this situation. I got a pretty unanimous response to sever all ties with her....but I didn't.

    We went out again on Friday night, went ok I suppose. I was going to the Ranch last night and she found out, and she BBMed me begging me to take her. So whatever, I took her, shit was going well, I danced with her a bit etc. When it was time to leave she asked me to drive her to some other fucking dudes place.

    Right then and there I felt like a fucking retard. I don't know why I do this to myself, I don't want a relationship with her, I just want to fuck her and that's it. Only once just to hit it so I can say I hit it. My friends think I'm putting her on a pedestal and that's the reason I fall for this shit.

    So I drop her off at like 2:00am at this guys place and go home. I get a BBM from her at 10:39am asking me to pick her up. Apparently this guy won't even drive her home hahahaha. And she's a 40 minute drive from her place lmfao. I didn't even waste my time by answering that fucking whore.
     
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    12 man acoustic set benefitting st judes.

    Perv.
     
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    I'm not offended that you ignored my advice, at least. That's par for the course around here. E-hug?
     
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