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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Dcc001

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    Zing. Gravitas, you should be ashamed!
     

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  2. Gravitas

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    Stop acting like you have the moral high ground.

    She just beat you at your own game.
     
    #2402 Gravitas, Dec 11, 2011
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    Fucking shin splints. Ouch.

    Going to the boyfriend's folks' house for dinner tonight. His mom calls, all excited, and tells us she is making "orange rice". I ask the boyfriend what that is, and apparently it is her own concoction of rice cooked in orange juice. That is just so damn wrong. Must not gag, must not gag...
     

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    Can I get a BOOM ROASTED?
     
    #2404 bewildered, Dec 11, 2011
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    I'll be honest, I had to look up the word jaundiced on dictionary.com and I'm still not sure how to reply to it.
     
    #2405 Arctic_Scrap, Dec 11, 2011
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    BOOM ROASTED!
     
    #2406 Pussy Galore, Dec 11, 2011
  7. Dcc001

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    So, you've been on multiple dates and she hasn't given it up? Because it's tough to call her a whore if she's not putting out.
     
    #2407 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    Ah yes. It might be more appropriate to label Jordumb as her bitch.
     
    #2408 bewildered, Dec 11, 2011
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    You can call anyone anything when you use whore logic.
     
    #2409 Pussy Galore, Dec 11, 2011
  10. Gravitas

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    Splash in some vodka.

    Screwdriver rice just sounds wonderfully nutritious.
     
    #2410 Gravitas, Dec 11, 2011
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    It's kinda funny when you think about it.

    In effect, they're really both just using each other for rides. Just different kinds of rides.

    Pretty sure I've made the same lame joke here before, but I stand by it.
     
    #2411 bebop007, Dec 11, 2011
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    Jaundice = yellowing of the skin and eyes. Often seen in people experiencing liver or bile duct failure.
     
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    Call him a perv all you want, but I am going to say Gravy's reluctance to look up 12 man jam is more than warranted. It is to much like eyeball roulette. On one end you might get a gang bang starring some young lady who looks like this;

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    And honestly that is still a lot of dick to be looking at.

    On the other hand you might have the same gang bang video, just no lady. Then only Nom and Ballsack are happy.
     
    #2413 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2011
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    I'm just imagining it as two people being completely clueless as to the other's motive:

    Guy: This chick is hot and I want to fuck her. If I put in enough time/effort, she'll fuck me.

    Girl: He's such a good friend! Let's go out and have a few drinks and hit on people, friend. Then we can hang out tomorrow and watch movies!
     
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    The level of aggression in the WDT this weekend alone is more entertaining than watching a 12-year-old mom story on Maury.
     
    #2415 StayFrosty, Dec 11, 2011
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    Dude, it's Sunday. We're all pissed that tomorrow is Monday.
     
    #2416 bewildered, Dec 11, 2011
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    You think this is aggression? Holy cow. I...don't know what to say. I'd hate for you to see us actually angry, I guess.
     
    #2417 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    Can anyone hook me up with a good sauce recipe to go with meatballs? I'm googling stuff, and it all looks the same, which is the same tomato sauce I ALWAYS make for anything.
     
    #2418 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    I laughed pretty hard when I read this because it's true. Friend zone has never happened to me. It seems like a downward spiral with no way out. I should just stick to taking home girls like this:

    But it's boring always taking the easy road in life. But the thing that confused me the most was when I did chat up a girl, she'd come over and wrap her arms around me, interrupt me etc.
     
    #2419 jordan_paul, Dec 11, 2011
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    You wouldn't like her when she's angry! Mild mannered Dcc001 Banner gets all "Hulk smashy" in this piece.
     
    #2420 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2011
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