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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Dcc001

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    We're like star-crossed lovers. I have every colour of bell pepper, and a jalapeno. No chipotle.

    By the way - if anyone feels like bawling your eyes out, here you go:



     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    What's drugs my dealers?
     
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    Ok, now that we've established what you have to work with, why don't you roast some peppers(who cares what color) and the jalapeno then puree them and add them to your tomato sauce. It will add a lot of depth and some nice heat. I don't know if you do this already, but adding some red wine to the sauce helps too. (If you want PM me what you use for your basic sauce recipe so I know what you're starting with.)
     
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    Fire away, huh?

    So you prefer your cream hand-churned?
     
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    It's hard to beat the naturally salty and nutty flavor that comes from hand-churning.
     
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    Oh absolutely. Best part is, it's all organic, so you know it's good for you. It costs a little extra, but it's so worth it.

    (Is it just me, or is "drizzling a little cream in my tomato sauce" the most delicious euphemism for period sex ever?)
     
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    Oh, all-organic cream is very, very good for you. Everything just tastes so much more delicious and fresh when I'm connected to the source, you know? I wouldn't trade my hands-on approach for anything.

    You rarely gross me out, but that euphemism just did it. Whoa. Why you gotta drop the d-word in my safe space?
     
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  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Wait, drizzle is bad now? Or delicious?

    Is drizzle the new moist?
     
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    I HATE YOU. Using both of them was just pure meanness.
     
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    It's almost sad, we seem to have filtered out most of the truly stupid that the old board had. And on one hand that is really good. The quickness with which really good thread ideas would often degenerate into utter fuckery was absurd. But I have to admit it was a lot of fun to go off on the truly idiotic people that would show up with nothing but some emoticons and entitlement issues.
     
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    Honestly, this is the first time I've heard of drizzle being on par with moist. Moist, sure, I've definitely heard that phrases like "moist panties" can be creepy. Even damp. But I didn't know drizzle was that bad. If I'd known, I wouldn't have compared drizzle to moist.

    I'm so sorry.
     
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    I love waking up and reading some of this witty banter before I head to work.

    Also it's been a few pages so BOOBS!!!

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    Why do you keep typing drizzle if you know it is going to upset Ms. Cup? Are you trying to make her eyes moist with rage?


    Boobs drizzled in oil. They seem very moist.

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    Why are all of those bad-feelings words associated with liquid? Is there something inherently skeevy about *shudder* moisture?

    To be fair, the m-word is the pinnacle of awfulness. D-word is somewhat further down that mountain, but it's still high enough that I require a sherpa to help me get past my issues with that word.

    You're forgiven.

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    hi

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    Apropos of nothing - Christopher Moore is releasing a new book early next year and holy shit snacks, I'm excited!
     
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    I've had enough of you and your tranny shots.
     
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    Topless woman

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    Says the man who made sure to stand up to show me his plaid skirt.
     
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    Holy moly, those are some big honkers.
     
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