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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. JWags

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    Speaking of, what did you think of it? I thought it was fucking hysterical. His riffs on the foster kids he grew up with, Home Depot, and the cousin who got a girl pregnant were all hilarious.

    Counterpoint, I don't really find Daniel Tosh to be as uproariously hilarious as everyone else.
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    I thought DG's special was alright. I mean, he's still pretty new at it, but yeah, he has potential.

    Daniel Tosh...I don't know. I thought Completely Serious was great, and he seems to have good comedic timing, it's just...without the material, he really comes off as an asshole.
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Ok, most are kind of terrifying (the little girl??) but Mario Pipe is great.
     
    #2483 Nom Chompsky, Dec 11, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    So, a friend of a friend of my roommate's is staying with us for a few days while he and his girlfriend are looking for an apartment. His girlfriend is a model, and she had to run back to L.A this weekend for a shoot, and we've been hanging out. He was on the hunt for this obscure Italian magazine that his girlfriend had an editorial in, and he just came back after successfully finding it. I asked if I could see it, and he handed me the magazine and she's...completely naked. It was so awkward looking at a dozen pages of her just wearing accessories while he's standing right there. I'm definitely going to be really awkward about it when she comes back. Can't wait.
     
    #2484 audreymonroe, Dec 11, 2011
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    Nom, why is your Facebook in French?

    Also, those tattoos are mostly Photoshopped, right? They have to be. No one would really tattoo a fish on their vagina....right?
     
    #2485 MoreCowbell, Dec 11, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    I figured it would be an easy way to get used to seeing it. It's kind of pathetic how little I know after taking it for 7 years.
     
    #2486 Nom Chompsky, Dec 11, 2011
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    Some are real. The one with the reproductive organs is for sure. The others, especially ones with yellow (like Homer Simpson) I think are paint.
     
    #2487 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    On the one hand, he's a religious zealot with not enough experience who's out of his depth.

    On the other hand, mmm:

    [​IMG]
     
    #2488 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    I'm a little late to the horrible word party, but my least favorite is secretions. To me that is about 100% worse than moist. Moist is what I want cupcakes to be, I can't think of a positive application for secretions.

    Drizzle makes me think of Cinnabon, so it is A-OK with me.
     
    #2489 mya, Dec 11, 2011
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    Totally agree. I don't think I'd be able to fuck someone with the little girl tattoo. That is absolutely, gut wrenching-ly wrong.
     
    #2490 ex Animo, Dec 11, 2011
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    I seriously regret clicking on that link.
     
    #2491 StayFrosty, Dec 11, 2011
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    Half of them look photoshopped on and for damn good reason. If the panties come off and you've got a surprise like that, it's game over.

    After cleaning up birds after hunting and getting them in the freezer and all of my other wet/muddy shit cleaned up I'm ready for a beer. It was 35 and sunny today... couldn't have been a better day to go pheasant hunting.
     
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    So the boys have left. I am finally noticing how tired and under the weather I feel. Hopefully I am just a little sleep deprived, and not coming down with something. Thinking it will be an early night for me.

    Unrelated note. I really hope the Bears can get this win. I like the Bears. I hate Tebow. A Chicago win is the only option.
     
    #2493 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2011
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    I don't know, it seems herpes has been going round quite a bit lately. You should get checked out.
     
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    Good effort with the fake out onside. Sorry ponies. Bear down!

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    Damn it you play in the pros Barber! This is some high school shit.

    further more, hello dare!

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    #2495 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2011
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    That was a fucking BEAUTIFUL onside kick. Why they didn't recover it is beyond me.
     
    #2496 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    I have to agree. If I was their kicker, I would be beyond pissed. You can't do it better than that.

    What in the fuck?! KEEP BARBERS USELESS ASS OFF THE FIELD!
     
    #2497 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2011
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    After that Barber fumble, I'm starting to wonder if Tebow doesn't actually have a hotline to Jesus.

    Seriously, Marion Barber. I hated you on the Cowboys, and I hate you on the Bears. You suck.
     
    #2498 D26, Dec 11, 2011
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    I think it's clear that God doesn't love Tim Tebow as much as he hates Marion Barber.
     
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    The best part is the "Tebow fellatio" that the announcers are doing. The kid has played like shit all game, but now it's just typical Tebow. Playing well when it matters and what not. Fuck I thought we were done with this after he left Florida.

    On a related note. This is a rare example of pro over time where both teams have a chance to win. Why have the pros not fixed their fucked up over time yet?

    Spoiler for game result
    Fuck Bronco's win. God damn it someone shank Barber. And shut up about the over rated Mormon already.
     
    #2500 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2011
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