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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    I just finished a court mandated Alcohol Education class, and it was being taught by a black guy with dreadlocks. I am not making this up.
     
    #2501 dixiebandit69, Dec 11, 2011
  2. Gravitas

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    I am failing to see what is unusual about this.
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Really Gravitas? Everybody knows that most court mandated Alcohol classes are taught by Swedish men with faux-hawks.

    It's like you didn't even read the Big Book of Random Stereotypes I sent you.
     
    #2503 Nom Chompsky, Dec 11, 2011
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    [​IMG]

    Just found a picture of my room mate from Daytona Beach. This is a bad picture of her, but she is literally one of the most attractive women I have ever seen in real life. And to boot she is a very cool person. Honestly one of the best people I have ever met in my life. At 5'2" she is a little short for her aspirations of being a model. But she definitely has the voice to be a singer, which was her other ambition.
     
    #2504 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2011
  5. Gravitas

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    I'm going to be honest here: after that care package of BBW porn you sent me I stopped opening your packages.
     
    #2505 Gravitas, Dec 11, 2011
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    That just sounds a little racist.

    Just a tad.

    And I stopped studying after I checked fantasy and saw Tebow was making a comeback again. It is absurd how it keeps happening. He must be sacrificing virgins to Allah, making an Arc, or blahblahblah something about Buddhism.
     
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    And, more importantly, hairist.
     
    #2507 Nom Chompsky, Dec 11, 2011
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    I've spent weeks at a time down there over the last twelve years. I saw a black person one time, and he did not have dreadlocks.
     
    #2508 Nitwit, Dec 11, 2011
  9. Gravitas

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    Tim Tebow needs to stop praying. It seems god is too busy helping him make fourth quarter comebacks instead of feeding kids in Africa.
     
    #2509 Gravitas, Dec 11, 2011
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    It drives me crazy that everyone thinks Tebow is Jesus. He played okay, not great, his numbers were horrible, his receivers were shit and the kicker won the game. Yet, everyone thinks it's Tim and his line to Jesus.

    Bah.

    I'd still totally hit it, though. Rawr.

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    #2510 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    I wish he got blindsided the second after that photo was taken.

    A question for the Tibettes: camouflage... sexy or not? I've found it to be very polarizing, like a love it or hate it thing.
     
    #2511 katokoch, Dec 11, 2011
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    ...What? Like, should men wear camouflage just for the sake of wearing it?
     
    #2512 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    I think he means something like

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    but on a guy.
     
    #2513 StayFrosty, Dec 11, 2011
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    [​IMG]

    Personally, I vote no.
     
    #2514 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    Thanks. I don't think I'll be able to look at camo ever again.
     
    #2515 StayFrosty, Dec 11, 2011
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    It think is is so sad and fucking disgusting whenever I see celebrities praying on TV or whutnot. Besides the fact that it's fake and idiotic, why, Tim Tebow or Madonna, should God be giving a flying FUCK about your multi-millionaire asses? Madonna, do you think that God gives two flying shits about your prayers before your concerts in hopes that your blatantly homosexual back-up dancers time their jetes correctly on Cherish?

    Praying works no better than hoping something were so. Celebrites praying so other people see it is just arrogance parading (or disguised) as humility.
     
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    Just scroll up a bit.
     
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    Camo is like axle grease: it has a very specific purpose. No reason to bust it out unless you are in a situation that directly calls for it.
     
    #2518 Dcc001, Dec 11, 2011
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    Prove it.
     
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    I just prayed that a real life Jessica Rabbit would walk in wearing a bikini and holding a briefcase for me that holds a million dollars. Nothing happened. I then hoped for the same thing. Same result. This is supporting Mr. Royals hypothesis praying works NO BETTER than hoping. Scientifically lawyered!
     
    #2520 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2011
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