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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    My heart races because of excessive caffeine but my doc didn't seem particularly worried about it, since it wasn't something that happened constantly.

    It was pretty funny to see my professor's face in nursing school when we were practicing taking blood pressures, though.
     
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    On the topic of shitty quarterbacks, Tony Romo, and the Cowboys are playing.
     
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    Watching Jesus Camp was even more enraging than Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room. The way they just poison innocent little children's minds like that with such extreme prejudice, it's sickening.

    Fucking sickening. Watch that film. If you can. America has some dark, dark corners.

    EDIT: I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but it seems we've been getting a flood of new members in here. A few hundred in just the past week or so alone. Is Ryan Milliron trying to Wahoo us or something? If not, I welcome you to our twisted little game of House and and hope you don't stalk and kill any of us.
     
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    There was another film I heard about called Marjo. I haven't seen it, but the gist of it is that these parents forced their kid, named Marjo (a mix of Mary and Joseph) to be one of those snake-whispering Baptist preacher types, scamming old women out of their money for the enrichment of his parents. The kid got out of that life somehow. So he made a documentary where he showcased all the tricks of the trade, hosting fake masses and swooning old women out of their money for the camera.
     
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    For realz? I didn't notice. Have they been posting?
     
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    I just looked, they are mostly spam.
     
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    That explains that. I thought somebody in here wrote a book and never told us for second there.

    Not that I doubt there a few in here working on that "first novel".
     
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    Ha. That would be cool. I've actually considered writing the web address in sharpie in bathroom stalls and stuff, just to see what would happen to traffic.

    If you look at the members and sort them by registered date, you'll see that most of them have a webpage and they are spam. The other names are pretty similar to the other new users though. They tend to be 2 word names with gibberish letters on the end. I think a couple might be real though, like The Board Member.

    Hey buddy, you reading this? PROVE THAT YOU'RE REAL!
     
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    Just picked up a half ounce of some great bud a little while ago. I wish I didn't have to spend $220 though.
     
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    During earlier this year's A Game of Threads, I wanted to make one just to make the lurkers pipe up just once and give their $0.02 on this place. Since they seem to like this thread the most all year, feel free to break silence kids. You could not possibly be more pretentious than Proctor.
     
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    Man, what could we do to encourage people to speak up? We need t-shirts!

    I'm going to start spamming the campus, bot style.
     
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    And it's not like they could lower the tone of this place any.
     
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    I dunno the last new member I remember was that tanisha_eileen girl. She was inane, annoying, oblivious, mentally challenged...I could go on.

    This place might benefit from some new blood though. It's getting a tad incestuous.
     
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    Haha, before you even wrote that I thought "inbreeding depression."

    I am seriously a nerd.
     
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    That's how The Phat Phree became popular (but eventually defunct). It was one post called Look At My Striped Shirt (which was ripped off unapologetically by that My New Haircut video) by Mike Polk. All of a sudden, that post had 2 million views and their little site had twenty thousand plus visitors a day, and you had to APPLY to post on their site.

    It's a shame they aren't around anymore, it was the funniest site ever on the internet. It beat the SHIT out of College Humour, but then again so does this place (to say the least) and hardly anyone knows it exists.

    But hey, you always like the band a lot more when they WEREN'T famous.
     
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    And this is different how?
     
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    I think I'm going to take a stack of post-it's and write the web address and a short message. It would be cool if a bunch of members did that so we'd get people from all over the place.

    We'd have to have a thread directed at the sticky note visitors though, something worthwhile.

    I am probably thinking about this too much but it is an amusing idea to me.
     
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    She was female?
     
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    I would at least say that I'm self-aware.
     
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    I wonder how old she was. I don't think I became sentient until the age of 17.
     
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