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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    I swear to god, I enjoy you as a poster, but your reps are my absolute favorite thing about your presence on this board!
     
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    Teehee!
     
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    You saucy minx!
     
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    I'm always more stunned by the fact that they live in seemingly major cities, but there are always parking spots, on empty streets, right in front of their buildings.
     
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    "Love is for little boys." - (A mexican named Pablo I met at a house party one time.)

    Music please.



    "So give into your deepest desire, and set the whole damn world on fire!"
     
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    I want to, just don't know when to schedule it! It'd have to be Feb or March, realistically.'

     
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    A commercial during the Cowboys games brought up a repressed memory. Good lord I had forgotten how scary Chelsea Clinton is.
     
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    Boring fucking Sunday. FUCK.

     
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    Why do you hate Tebow?


    Because he wins?
     
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    I'm so drunk that I am talking shit to Mr P's fan club. They suck and make it too fucking easy.
     
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    He does take Jesus freak to a whole new level. I get drunk and I am grateful he takes the wholesome thing seriously.
     
    #2591 PIMPTRESS, Dec 11, 2011
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    Because you're white.

    And gender-neutral.
     
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    Maybe this is a lesson-to get over it. I am not much for jesus or god, but his faith reminds me of how powerful belief can be...
     
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    I think you love him. Get that 5'11" up off the stool and dance me some Tebone. Here's my dollar.

     
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    If I am going to be honest, I don't really hate Tebow because of him. I hate him because of the way the sports world treats him. It started when he was at Florida. I am sitting there trying to watch national title games. And it felt like the big plays from any player other than Tebow on either team got in the way of their Tebow commentary.

    And it feels like that attitude has just carried over into the league. The Broncos did not win in spite of his atrocious play. The Bears inability to take advantage. Because their kicker put up two monster kicks with authority. Because Barber is a fucking idiot who apparently does not understand the rules of the game he gets payed shit tons of money to play or hold on to the ball.

    None of these reasons factored into THE BRONCOS win. No Tebow won; Because he is so clutch, because he has such a commanding presence, because he just wins. That attitude got old as fuck in college, and is just infuriating now. He is admittedly a hell of an athlete/football player. But he is a mediocre quarterback at best. And "Tebow magic" is not going to carry any team to a super bowl, unless they are a complete enough team not to need it.
     
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    The Bronco's defense is awesome, and more inspired due to Tebow's influence. Maybe they've been awesome yet have not had any real opportunity to shine. Whatever the logistical reason, Broncos are dominating.







    I thank whatever/whoever sponsors them.
     
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    Good lord Giants, quit making the fucking Cowboys look good. My high school team could have taken that "coverage" to the house.
     
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    There's one known case of a chick who had equivalent of 8 coffee's in an energy drink 'shot' product who died from a pre-existing heart condition. There's clear evidence of caffeine and amphetamine caused Tachycardia and elevated systolic blood pressure which is why heart patients get warned to moderate caffine. But the clinical evidence for Arrhythmia is pretty thin/contradictory. There was a study of 48,000 patients , who were broken up into coffee intake groups between 2-3 cups per day (lowest quintile) and ten plus cups a day (highest quintile) that found no association with arrhythmia risk. Atrial fibrillation and alcohol are much more strongly associated. (I drink way, way to much caffeine and had chest pains a while back, turned out to be unrelated, but I got a bit obsessed with reading about the topic for a couple of weeks)
     
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    Hehe, I love the Cowboys. Every event of my younger years has had the dynasty shadowing reality....


     
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    Well, time to hit the hay. Tomorrow I register for college. Good thing I have a mean supply of hoodies to blend in (although I'm doing late school wiith the creeps and ghouls of the night). Do college kids still use them to hide their physiques?
     
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