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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Oh, so you've met my ex, too? Small world.
     
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    Back in the day, I used to be a goody goody born again christian. Around the age of 15 I finally broke out of my shell and started acting like a normal teenager.
    Unfortunately, I had a lot of residual things in my life that took longer to go away. My horrible taste in music was the last thing to go.
    I liked the Spice Girls. Not in a "wow look at those hot slutty girls" kind of way, more like, "YAH! They rock and their music is soooo gooood!!!!"
    With my love came the purchase of one fantastic item, the Spice World DVD.

    As a rule I don't throw away dvds or cds very easily. Even if I'll never watch it again, there it sits on my shelf.

    This past week, I realized the futility of owning DVDs in this day and age. You can watch almost every movie for free in some way and the physical ownership of a movie, unless it's a special edition with extra items, is just silly.
    I decided to put all of my DVDs on Amazon while I can still get more than .10 a piece for them.

    Today, someone took the time to sit in front of their computer, click on the appropriate items to log into their Amazon account, search for Spice World, and then continue on to enter their credit card info and pay REAL MONEY for a DVD overflowing with girl power.

    One of my last holdings from my Jesus Freak years' has been sold away for $2.99.
    It's made me question some very long held tenets about the human condition.
     
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    Hey - don't you judge me. My favorite was always Ginger, she seemed the most accessible.
     
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    Sporty was the only one I could stand, because she COULD sing. It was funny, they were probably the least attractive female pop band in a world that has been judging music popularity with its eyes for so long.
     
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    Sporty? the dykiest, ugliest one of the group who was one notch below "diner hag" status? You Canucks are weird.
     
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    I'm embarrassed for you that you know how to tell them apart.
     
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    I hate to say it, but I still remember the way I ranked them. Back when they were big, you couldn't get away from them unless you lived in an underground bunker.

    Ginger > Baby > Posh > Scary > Sporty

    Sad that I can recall this but I'll be damned if I can remember this off the top of my head but I can't really recall anything from my accounting class with this much clarity.
     
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    Yeah, sorry I can tell hot chicks from ugly ones. *Authoritative sniff*

    And if you're pretending you can't, you're full of malarkey.

    BOOM ROASTED.
     
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    Can you?

    Sporty now (hot):
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    When she didn't tie her hair back, I thought she INDEED was pretty. You thought BABY was hot? Sporty could do backflips. Baby was...fat, really. That's actually why she wore those mumu dresses all the time.
    Eye of the beholder, I guess. She didn't do it for me in the least.
     
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    Juice must go to some fancy diners.
     
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    We are typically a pretty accepting group, so who knew that the one true polarizing thing on TiB would be which Spice Girl was the most attractive.

    Oh - and Sporty has some odd teeth.
     
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    Ginger was my favorite.
    Busty, redhead, British! ZOMG!!!!

    You could travel around the world twice with the length and fervor of my misspent religion stunted erections I had while seeing her do tv press.

    Just a little something in case you aren't in the know.

     
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    Yes, that is her now. She may be one of the few chicks who seems to have gotten better looking with age. It doesn't hurt that she isn't dressed like a gym teacher. You know, the creepy female gym teachers that seemed to linger a little too long on the girls in class? You all know that female gym teacher.

    I always thought she had some moments of looking not hideous, but the best in the group? Not even close. I'd have to agree with FreeCorps. Ginger wins.
     
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    Hands down.

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    Ginger now:
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    A little too Lohan for my tastes.

    However, if you put this on mute, it's not bad to watch. Mute is essential, though. Horny cats have better pitch.
     
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    Shhe got better looking? Why, because she doesn't apply her make up like a retard? Look at that fucking jaw line, it's disgusting. And her voice? Nails on a chalkboard. Plus she probably wears flats.
     
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    To be fair, Angel, that look is a lot more appropriate when you're closing in on 40 than when you're 25 like Lohan is.
     
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    She looks doable in that picture. I think the main reason she looked so god awful in her Spice Girls days was because she had a stupid nose ring, pony tail, and dressed like a gym locker threw up on her. Plus, I think she may have gotten her teeth fixed (She had kind of a "Kirsten Dunst thing going in her Spice Girls days, but they look fairly normal in that picture), unless she is smiling just enough to hide the snaggle tooth.
     
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    This is ridiculous. The Spice Girls was the best band ever and they were all awesome and everyone on here is stupid.
     
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