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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Popped Cherries

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    This last page makes my heart warm and fuzzy.

    I'm thinking of getting these for my girlfriend for X-mas. I'm hoping they aren't as cheaply made as their last dozen movies.

    Moose Mugs
     
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  2. D26

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    This last page makes me think of stupid conversations I had when I was in the 9th grade and the Spice Girls were huge. I think I literally had this same conversation with my friends, only without the retrospect and with a lot more uses of the word "dude."
     
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  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Yeah, I can tell hot girls apart, juice, I just don't know which Spice girl is which. Which one is Cumin?

    Which one is this? She looks okay

    but that doesn't keep the music from sucking.

    Wiki tells me this Spice thing was happening in 1997. 1997. If I had been in highschool instead of being not in highschool for 11 years, I probably would know them. But, I was busy cranking up old classic rock or new rock, trying to scream like Dave Grohl singing Monkey Wrench on the Foo Fighters album instead of being gay.
     

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  4. kuhjäger

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    I think that is Victoria Beckham, although there it reminds me of Daphne from Frasier.
     
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    The viewer?

    Aw yeah.
     
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    Stuff my generation (graduated High School between 1998 and 2002) gave the world: The Spice Girls, Britney Spears, N'Sync, The Backstreet Boys, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera.

    Stuff the new generation (graduated High School between 2009 and 2012) gave the world: Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, Rebecca Black, and Twilight.

    Ugh. At this rate, when my kid reaches High School, I am going to have to kill myself. I now fully understand why old men want those teenagers off their lawn. This is also proof that immortality would suck.

    And yes, kuhjäger is right, that is Victoria Beckham, aka "Posh" Spice, AKA "The chick that isn't so hot she is in the top two and not so ugly she is in the bottom two." She was always just kind of... there.
     
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  7. bewildered

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    Man, who would'a known that eating prunes, dried apricots, and coffee at the same time would destroy my toilet?
     
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    Got this awesome email the other day.


    Where do I sign?
     

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    That reminds me of a Muslim dating sight I saw. There were a ton of ninja pics on the front page...
     
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    I know, right? Can we, like, have a pillow fight already to settle this and junk?
     
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    Screw you guys. HANSON WAS DA BOMB!!

    They were clearly the best girl band around.
     
    #2671 bewildered, Dec 12, 2011
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    Don't know why we are fighting over the ugliest Spice Girl. Scary Spice was name SCARY for a reason, she looked like a pre op tranny, which is why Eddie Murphey left a baby all up in her guts. Ginger won out in my mind because she did tons of nudes before hitting it big. One of the very first nude photos I printed on our first Ink Jet printer was a Black and White nudie of her.

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    I do believe the last one was the one I printed.
     
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    What about those "party like a millionaire" two-bit whores?

    Also TaTu.
     
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    The corner of 5th and Franklin, last time I checked.

    They came out when I was in 7th grade. Me and my buddies thought they were the best. Of course any chicks that make out were!

    Still are!
     
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    Q-men.

    Shit, that's not any better. Whatever, pervert.
     
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    Lesbians get a pass on the heels. Hence the euphemism "women in comfortable shoes".

    She looks like she had some tasteful work done, fixed up her summer teeth and got a better haircut.

    Good for her!
     
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    I prefer Mary Ann
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    What the hell spice is that?
    1/2 Tbs salt
    1/2 Tbs pepper
    dash of Posh?

    Allllrighty then.

    Hey, did you guys know that "Posh," like snafu, is a word that originated from an acronym? Port Out, Starboard Home. You know, for the views and stuff.
     
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    Are you sure he doesn't prefer the skipper? He likes them plump.
     
    #2679 Frank, Dec 12, 2011
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    Whaa? How did that evolve into meaning rich and luxurious? And what does snafu stand for?
     
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