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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Angel_1756

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  2. Jimmy James

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    Pop quiz!

    What do you call having sex in a fitting room on the 8th Floor of Macy's at Water Tower Place (Downtown Chicago)?

    Answer:
    I call it Monday.
     
    #2683 Parker, Dec 12, 2011
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backronym#False_acronyms" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backronym#False_acronyms</a>
     
    #2684 Aetius, Dec 12, 2011
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    What Angel said (our "Fouled" if you're explaining it to little kids)

    I had heard the Posh thing for a long time, but the other day, somebody told me that it wasn't really true. I had heard that on certain ships, the views were better out the port side when you departed, and the starboard side when you return. Or something.
     
    #2685 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 12, 2011
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    You know, that doesn't pay as well as you might think.

    And, apparently, I'm the second biggest.

     
    #2686 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 12, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Not always, but I made an exception for you.
     
    #2687 Nom Chompsky, Dec 12, 2011
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    Browsing through the channel guide has brought to my attention that Fear Factor returns to t.v. tonight.
    Being a big Joe Rogan fan, I'm hoping the show lives up to it's previous run.

    In other news, it looks like Sidney Crosby is turning into Eric Lindros. I'd be surprised if he ever puts on skates for an NHL team again.
     
    #2688 Popped Cherries, Dec 12, 2011
  9. taste_my_rainbow

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    Hey yall!
     
    #2689 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 12, 2011
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    It's y'all. And, hey yourself.

    And, by "hey," I mean, isn't it about time for you to renew your subscription in the boobie thread?
     
    #2690 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 12, 2011
  11. taste_my_rainbow

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    I have never, and will never, put an apostrophe in yall.

    You correct my slang and then want to see my boobies? Your game needs work.
     
    #2691 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 12, 2011
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Neg!
     
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    I had a new literature professor in the Midwest who had earned her doctorate at University of Arkansas. On the first day of class she told us that "y'all" was spelled with an apostrophe and that we should feel free to use it in our papers. If you're going to use Southern slang, at least spell it correctly.
     
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  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    Slang? Hah, that's haughty speak, right there woman!

    And, I correct your slang, and I've already seen your lovely boobies.

    Boom, roasted.
     
    #2694 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 12, 2011
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    Rush-o-matic, you are like the boobie thread representative. You are always seeking potential clients.
     
    #2695 Devils Advocate, Dec 12, 2011
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    It's only because I care about my fellow man.
     
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    Someone's got to do the job...
     
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    Why are we reciting the Ballsack Bathhouse Pledge?
     
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  19. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    I don't know what the fuck is wrong with some of you.

    A page and a half discussion about which Spice Girl was the hottest?

    Fuckin seriously?

    If you're a girl talking about that shit, that's perfectly acceptable, because along with tits and ass, bad musical taste is part of the package.

    But the guys? For shame.

    For the record, the answer is Porno Spice.
     
    #2699 The Village Idiot, Dec 12, 2011
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    Off to Latvia again in the morning. Hello cheap booze.
     
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