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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. xrayvision

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    This is gonna surprise everyone, but yeah, I think Rachel Ray is kinda hot.

    And I know her voice should annoy me, but it's kinda a turn-on.
     
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    I'd hit it. She'd make me one hell of a sandwich afterwards.
     
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    Bettie. She had black hair, a kryptonite of mine. Marilyn Monroe is an OVERRATED ACTRESS. She was never pnce magnetic or charismatic a in any performance she ever gave. She was a sex symbol when there were hardly any to go around, so of course she stood out. She had flair, and cornered a market, but she would NEVER win an award. Plus, she banged every famous man alive back in the day, which kind of stooping to Kim Kardashian Filthy Whore-ish levels.

    Plus, Bettie Page had that darling southern belle accent and from all things I hear about her, she was one of the sweetest women imaginable.
     
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    I would happily engage in carnal relations with her. She's cute. She looks like a real person. And she can cook! Sign this fat kid up.
     
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    I agree with this. She's actually cute, like girl-next-door cute. And kind of atypical in the looks department.
     
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    Ms. Page all the way!
     
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    Do you know that? For a fact? or is it just hearsay? Because Bert Kreischer talks constantly on Joe Rogan's podcast about how fucking cool she is.
     
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    There's no point in arguing about this. Somebody just sleep with her and report back.

    Don't skip details.
     
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    Meh. She's not unattractive but she doesn't do it for. And that voice, ugh!



    If we're talking Food Network chicks, I'm all in for Cat Cora. Too bad her wife might not like that too much.
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    And of course Giada de Laurentiis boobs are great. Actually, her whole body is just my type.
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    I'm stoked. Arguably the best player in college, (there is always going to be an argument) and the far and away most important person for his team, won the Heisman!
     
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    For me, Laura Calder

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    As if you cared about her face.
     
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    Ever notice that her head is giant in proportion to the rest of her body? It's more noticeable on her television show than in photographs.

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    Of course you want to lick Giada, GTE.

    She's shaped like a lollipop.
     
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    If we are just throwing around T.V. personalities that happen to be gorgeous let me go ahead and fast forward to the inevitable conclusion. All hail the hottest thing to happen to gaming since tombs started getting raided.

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    Sure she has a five head, but she is still quite attractive. One flaw does not a beautiful woman ruin.
     
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    Yep, that's why I referenced her boobs and body. haha

    Even with Giada's greatness from the neck down, I'd still go Cat Cora. Something about her looks just do it for me.

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    It might. Charcoal dresses tend to be cheaper than white.
     
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    Giada is perfect. She looks a little like Olivia Wilde but with boobs.
     
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    Hottest host, hands down.*

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    *First one to joke that it's because she can't lift her arms over her head gets a frowny face rep.
     
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