Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 139 of 356
  1. GTE

    GTE
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    632
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,171
    The black & white "before" pics look like she is either anorexic or strung out on coke. But, I'd take the color "before" before the black & white "after"
     
    #2761 GTE, Dec 12, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    See, for me it's the other way, and it's not even close.

    Anyway, enough about this. Curvy men or skinny men? LET THE DEBATE TAKE A HOMOSEXUAL TURN!
     
    #2762 Nom Chompsky, Dec 12, 2011
  3. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    No, the real debate with men is: chest hair, or no chest hair?

    I vote hair every time. Yes, men can be attractive without and I'm sure someone's gonna post a pic of Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but c'mon. Let's be honest. Nothing beats this:

    [​IMG]
     
    #2763 Dcc001, Dec 12, 2011
  4. ghettoastronaut

    ghettoastronaut
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    70
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    4,917
    Hey, that's the way a penis is supposed to look.
     
    #2764 ghettoastronaut, Dec 12, 2011
  5. JWags

    JWags
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    153
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,210
    Location:
    Chicago
    Her face looks the hottest in the first picture set on the right, but obviously her body is healthier looking in the after pictures. I wish she was a bit more toned, but she looks absolutely unappealing in those before bikini shots and thus everything is an improvement.
     
    #2765 JWags, Dec 12, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    Hey, post a picture of your penis
     
    #2766 Nom Chompsky, Dec 12, 2011
  7. GTE

    GTE
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    632
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,171

    Please don't.
     
    #2767 GTE, Dec 12, 2011
  8. ghettoastronaut

    ghettoastronaut
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    70
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    4,917
    [​IMG]
     
    #2768 ghettoastronaut, Dec 12, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    Spoiler it!

    Win-win.

    Anyway, I can't grow chest hair, so fuck you guys.
     
    #2769 Nom Chompsky, Dec 12, 2011
  10. zyron

    zyron
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    82
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,931
    Location:
    Connecticut
    I can grow exactly three chest hairs, two on one nipple, one on the other.
     
    #2770 zyron, Dec 12, 2011
  11. GTE

    GTE
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    632
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,171
    I think I'm going to win the hairless chest competition.

    Spoilered for the people who don't want to see a 34 y/o man looking like he's 14

    From last summer when I got roasted
    [​IMG]
    no shaving, no trimming.
     
    #2771 GTE, Dec 12, 2011
  12. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    BOOM!
     
    #2772 Nom Chompsky, Dec 12, 2011
  13. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    Burt, Robin, and Tom for inspirational purposes.

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
    #2773 Gravitas, Dec 12, 2011
  14. zyron

    zyron
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    82
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,931
    Location:
    Connecticut
    Why is your chest colored red like you just got a beating.
     
    #2774 zyron, Dec 12, 2011
  15. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    HAHAHAHA

    Okay, that was funny. Points for Nom.
     
    #2775 Dcc001, Dec 12, 2011
  16. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    Shit not to post on facebook #4434421293: A pic of your fucked up tonsils.

    [​IMG]
     
    #2776 Gravitas, Dec 12, 2011
  17. GTE

    GTE
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    632
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,171

    I burn like I'm a ginger. That was after about 45 mins in the sun.
     
    #2777 GTE, Dec 12, 2011
  18. McSmallstuff

    McSmallstuff
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    2
    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2009
    Messages:
    1,504

    Good lord are you trying to take Black Jesus' place as board poster of fucked up pictures.
     
    #2778 McSmallstuff, Dec 12, 2011
  19. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    No, I'm nowhere near that level. I just have to share my misery with others.

    I was also sexually harassed by the janitor at my job today. That was weird. I'm not sure what a middle-aged, Hispanic, female, wannabe poet, janitor sees in a fat relatively young, white, guy, but I wish she didn't.
     
    #2779 Gravitas, Dec 12, 2011
  20. PIMPTRESS

    PIMPTRESS
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    79
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,239
    Location:
    Denver-ish
    Tomorrow is my birthday. How shall I commemorate this event? I have to work. I'm deciding between getting my nips re-pierced or more ink, specifically a zombie Rainbow Brite.
     
    #2780 PIMPTRESS, Dec 12, 2011
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 139 of 356
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.