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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    Don't be sad. Go get some turkey and a pecan pie. WE LOVE YOU ARTY!!
     
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    While you poor bastards are dealing with family crazy, I am all alone.
    I'm equipped with enough booze to.legitimately last a week, and I'm setting up my Christmas tree. I have a panful of tamales, some kind of music on the tv, and enough lights to guide on a plane. Huzzah!!!
     
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    Everyone, I'm sorry that you had to find out this way, but yes, my parents were actually murdered in front of me when I was a kid.


    This is the right way to do it.
     
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    So apparently New York had some sort of large parade today that's affecting traffic. You'd think they would advertise these sorts of things.
     
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    But you are loaded. Rawr.
     
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    And Morgan Freeman works for me. Fucking score.

    Downside: that little fairy Robin.
     
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    And that deep raspy voice.

    "PIMPTRESS, put on the cat woman suit or I will throw you out of my bat cave."
     
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    He has a butler, though. I think it evens out.
     
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    Maybe Robin can get a sex change. Seems practical.
     
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    You say that now, Gravy boy, but you were singing a much different tune when the Justice League were all at trivia and nobody else couldn't remember who played the part of Puck on Glee.
     
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    I hate names that can be male or female. I apologize in advance if anyone here is named Robin, Cameron, Hayden, or Pat.
     
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    The guy is tellin me that if I get too loaded we can't go out on the bike because ill be wobbly. What daisy duke Bullshit is this?!?!
     
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    Also...yesterday one of my clients told me that when she has a child, she wants to name him/her after me because I've been so very influential in changing her life. I almost broke down.
     
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    IT'S JUST A GOOD SHOW THAT HITS ON REAL ISSUES! I WON'T APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE!
     
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    That's exactly why I hate my parents for giving me the worst middle name in the world. I'm not even convinced "HermAFROdite" is really a Swahili word.
     
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    Jesus, why don't you cry about it?!
     
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    I meant that ROBIN was able to help out (finally) with the answer, but kudos on outing yourself as a Gleek. I guess now we know why the Batcave really gets Logo.
     
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    It's weird; part of me wants to, and part of me just wants to endure it stoically.
     
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    Did you beat your kids with the gravy spoon?
     
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    Well, I thought I might get ideas for my own logo (the bat signal is a little drab these days), but I totally just kept it for the lesbian stuff.

    Dude, go Indian. One single, solitary, tear.
     
    #280 Gravitas, Nov 24, 2011
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