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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Angel_1756

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    I don't know, all I know was that awful to watch.
     
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    Everyone shut up and dance. Music please.

     
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    Happy Birthday Pimptress, we now have a couple things in common (from a fellow sag who is likely PMSing).
    And that did not look like it was being done by professionals in a clean environment.
     
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    That shit was disturbing.
     
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    Happy Birthday to YOU, darling Mya!


    and no, that didn't appear sterile, professional or any of the requirements I'd imagine I would demand if I were afflicted with a 7lb zit on my back.
     
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    Well, I can't eat soft serve vanilla ice cream ever again.
     
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    Silver linings are everywhere, Zyron.
     
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    Really Gross. I'm pretty sure I have a much smaller one of those right between my pec muscles. You just gave me another reason not to see the doctor about it. The worst part was when she dug her finger in at the end to make sure she got all the mucus out. Blugh.
     
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    Gaiz, this is why jesus invented cephalexin. So we could take a pill and take the easy way out instead of dealing with things the old-fashioned and correct way.
     
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    For the love of god, put some warm compresses on that before it gets like this! With any luck it will drain without having what looks like a slightly white trash gal who appears to be enjoying this a little bit too much slicing it open with a probably frequently used scalpel.
     
    #2812 mya, Dec 12, 2011
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    Three days, maybe four.
     
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    God help us.
     
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    Wait...what? I have a tiny one of those on my chest. Ingrown hair? I squeeze it daily. A small amount comes out. I'm talking speck on the finger..but still. It smells terrible. What drug and why would fix this? What are the contra-indications of eating it?
     
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    I never expected confessions like these.


    "eating it?" whoa.
     
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    I was a surgical assistant in the army.


    Fuck that video.
     
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    Sweet, as soon as we get bewildered (and I believe even Queen Bee was in on the fun) in here, we can have a party. A bitchy hormonal PMS party.
     
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    "You twisted, TWISted, TEBONER, YOU!"

    Where's my dance, anyway?

     
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    Yeah, I am twisted. But I won't dance for you, EVER.



    hahahaha
     
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