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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    The older I get the worse this shit is.
     
    #2821 shimmered, Dec 12, 2011
  2. PIMPTRESS

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    Just think, one day we will be talking about menopause together! All at the same time!
     
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  3. katokoch

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    No. Just... no.

    I have decided to finally start my rock and roll class online. I have until February 15 but I have procrastinated enough. It's the last 4 credits before the degree is in my hands. 16% is based on a timeline of "Dancing In the Street."

    Rock and roll.
     
    #2823 katokoch, Dec 12, 2011
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    Now that sounds like a fun party.

    And to add to the chest hair thing, I have the same damn problem of growing like 7 of the fuckers spread out. So basically every so often I have to hunt down the bastards. I've already posted a photo of my hairlessness (to try to get boobs if I remember correctly). Which is weird because most of the men in my family tend to be rather, shall we say, hirsute? Is this why the milkman was always over?
     
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    *sigh*

    No chest hair. None.
     
    #2825 katokoch, Dec 12, 2011
  6. PIMPTRESS

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    Me neither. The shame.
     
    #2826 PIMPTRESS, Dec 12, 2011
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    For the ladies. And Nom.

    [​IMG]

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    Be REAL careful about clicking this one, fellas:

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    #2827 Dcc001, Dec 12, 2011
  8. PIMPTRESS

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    Oh YUM, Dcc....
     
    #2828 PIMPTRESS, Dec 12, 2011
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    The last guy is at least a little bit trimmed, I prefer that. Although does that tattoo say Mom and Dad? Huh???? I hope so bad that I just can't make out what it really says.
     
    #2829 mya, Dec 12, 2011
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    That's OK. I think I may have seen you allready anyway. hahahaha.

     
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    If Pimptress beats you to death with a John Elway statuette I am going to laugh.
     
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    Yeah something tells me that one isn't too bright...
     
    #2832 Dcc001, Dec 12, 2011
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    but the penis seems just right.
     
    #2833 PIMPTRESS, Dec 12, 2011
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    Oh my god he's so skinny. Buddy needs to eat a fucking sandwich. I can even see some of ribs.

    Now, this is what a man is supposed to look like:

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    I like men with curves. Thoughts?
     
    #2834 ghettoastronaut, Dec 12, 2011
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    Oh c'mon, now you sound trite.
     
    #2835 Dcc001, Dec 12, 2011
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    He seems like a fun guy to hang out with and isn't afraid to eat a burger and drink a beer. It's also obvious he has no false body issues and is confident in who he is.
     
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    Oh lord so we're rhyming again tonight?
     
    #2837 McSmallstuff, Dec 12, 2011
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    Meh....she knows I'm in love with her.

    Music please.



    Can't you tell?
     
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    I know, some ladies just want a guy who starves himself. Ladies, what do you think of this guy:



    I bet he is to "curvy" for your tastes.
     

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    I asked you NOT to post this vid of me, Pimptress! How DARE you!!
     
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