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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    It's all fine and dandy until I come along and show you her taste in boyfriends:
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    ...that's right kids, she dates none other than That Guy. At least you know you'd stand a chance with her, because I've only seen these pictures and already I want to kill him with a bucket of water and a bad extension cord.
     
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    That's OK. I was kidding.


    Woman choose men based on how well they will protect and ensure the survival of their offspring.

    Some woman really screw this one up.
     
    #2862 Nitwit, Dec 13, 2011
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    Finding out Santa wasn't real was a better revelation than that picture...
     
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    If 18 year old Allison Stokke offered to fuck you and you turned her down, you would be gayer than AIDS infected semen being banged into a gay mans ass by an even gayer man's dick.


    She's even thick for you if you want her to be:
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    #2864 Kubla Kahn, Dec 13, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    1. She's very attractive, but not even my ideal type.

    2. I don't fuck 18 year olds.

    3. I'm sure she's lovely, but I don't fuck people just because they're attractive physically.

    4. She is not thick.

    How is this so hard to believe?
     
    #2865 Nom Chompsky, Dec 13, 2011
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    *cough* She's 22 now *cough*
     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    Are you guys honestly fucking kidding me? Seriously: enough with the fake scruples and filters. You are not fooling anybody, because you have dicks.
     
    #2867 Crown Royal, Dec 13, 2011
  8. Kubla Kahn

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    It isn't you are obviously a gay troll who likes to get a rise out of breeders.
     
    #2868 Kubla Kahn, Dec 13, 2011
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    Pure unadulterated point whore.

    Ladies? Let it rain!
     
    #2869 Nitwit, Dec 13, 2011
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    Is she attractive? Yes.

    Does that mean I have to be gung-ho to fuck her while she's in fucking high school? No. I don't see why that's such a hard thing to believe.

    BTW, Nitwit, I've been maxed out for a while now.

    I don't see how number 1 is in question. Or number 2, really. Or number 4. The only thing that might be arguable is point 3, but if you guys can nitpick every single ounce of fat on a girl's body, why can't I have very broad personality standards?
     
    #2870 Nom Chompsky, Dec 13, 2011
  11. Crown Royal

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    Did somebody put zombie dust in the farm party bowl? Yeesh. Stop fucking arguing about what's beautiful and what isn't. It's getting to be as bad as political flame wars.
     
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  12. Kubla Kahn

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    No, because we aren't nit picking her personality, because we aren't fucking her personality. So if the girl had the personality of a 38 year old you wouldn't fuck her because she's 18?
     
    #2872 Kubla Kahn, Dec 13, 2011
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    Honestly, my reasons for not fucking 18 year olds are probably illogical. Something about just being barely above the threshold of majority is a turn-off. If you want to say that makes me weird, you're probably right. Point you.

    It's not about the age of her personality. If she was really boring, and prissy, and uptight, I wouldn't want to fuck her regardless of what she looks like. Especially because -- despite her obvious physical beauty, which I'm not denying -- she's not even at the top of my "hottest physically" list.
     
    #2873 Nom Chompsky, Dec 13, 2011
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    I think the problem here is that people usually equate physical attractiveness to willingness to fuck somebody. I may be completely off base here, but you're making the point that you try to find other factors outside of simple physical attraction before you decide to sleep with somebody, correct? Because that's not hard to believe at all. However, the way you're phrasing it seems a bit off for the hypothetical "would you bang this lady" question.

    Let me ask you this then. In a vacuum would you have sex with her. As in a one time, outside of the space time continuum, in an instance where nobody talks so that you find out nothing about each other except for physical attraction. With that being the case, would you sleep with her?
     
    #2874 FreeCorps, Dec 13, 2011
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    I'm not saying I absolutely wouldn't fuck an 18 year old... And I do think that girl is reasonably hot. But if a girl is still in highschool? The deal would have to be some kind of we have sex and she leaves thing - because what the fuck would I talk to a highschool student about?

    Also, and really this is applicable regardless of age but I'm cautious of any girl under 22 in particular. I don't do virgins or so inexperienced they might as well be virgins. No matter how hot she is, sex with a girl who has no idea what she likes, and who's practical experience with sucking dicks is limited to inanimate objects based on what she's seen in porn? Not going to be fun to fuck. I mean it's fun to show a girl some new tricks or something. But completely clueless? meh.
     
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    So that girl in a coma would be as much fun to fuck as that girl consenting and enthusiastic about the taste of your dick? No. Then you are fucking her personality. The way she moves, and the way she fucks you is drastically impacted by her personality. 18 and hot has way higher odds of being a china doll who thinks sucking dick is icky than a milf.
     
    #2877 scootah, Dec 13, 2011
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    fuck I get sick with the flu for a week and I've got nearly 100 pages to read?! awesome... Monday drinking ftw!
     
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    Hey your the expert on kink here. Guys will fuck real dolls, animals, and dead corpses. If Allison Stokke ever wrote up a contract allowing me to fuck her if she was ever in an unwakable coma, I'd hit it. Sure enthusiasm beats dead fish fucks but you act like women with terrible personalities couldn't be sex animals. So in a purely sex basis, it seems, enthusiasm for sex and attractiveness are basically it.
     
    #2879 Kubla Kahn, Dec 13, 2011
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    I can't enjoy the whole Allison Stokke thing because she's made it very clear that she hates her "internet celebrity" and wants nothing more than for it all to go away. Especially since she was in high school when it started and it's not based on her seeking attention in any way, but rather just competing in athletics.
     
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