The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Let me be crystal clear:

She is far above my minimum threshhold for physical attractivness, and would almost certainly be the most physically attractive girl I had ever slept with. Or likely would again.

But yeah, Scootah is right.

Also, you shouldn't fuck corpses.

Smoove out.

 

Hey, Nom's the one with the really high / mature standards here. I've had amazing sex with people who were boring in every part of their lives except sex and I'd probably fuck the girl in question if she was enthusiastic and into kinky shit. I'm just saying that I personal prefer enthusiastic and knowledgeable sluts (and I use that term in the sluts are awesome sense) who have enough experience with the world outside of educational facilities to talk about something after we're done fucking, and I find that very few 18 year olds meet that criteria. And that if you acknowledge that how someone interacts with you during sex is relevant to how much fun they are to fuck, then you are effectively fucking their personality, even if you ignore every other part of their personality.

 

I can roll with that.

Music please.



......and one for audreymonroe............

 

Alright, I can't even concentrate on this conversation, because I just noticed the amendment to Nom's little info box, and now I can't stop thinking about this:

Ssycko, please settle this once and for all: Is it ssycko like "psycho" or ssycko like "sicko"?

 

Hey everyone, look at me! Stop arguing and give me advice!

Should I buy this?

 

Nom is like a sexual hipster. If everyone else wants to have sex with it, he won't put his dick anywhere near it.

See god damnit, I knew I should have changed my name when I signed up for this board, I think I started using it when I was 12. And it's like "psycho," in that "I was terrible at everything when I was 12."

 

This is more accurate than I care to admit.

 

Well, I finished all of my Christmas shopping today. Li'l Bandit got a Dr. Dreadful (TM) snack kit, as well as a Lego Kingdoms (TM) set that will be addressed from my dad. My nieces will be getting bracelet sets, make-up sets, stuffed animals, and gift cards.


I decided to treat myself and get an MSD ignition coil for my car; I knew that the factory replacement coil I'd been running was lacking. It got the job done for daily driving, but I could feel it cutting out under heavy loads.
With the new coil installed, I tried out my car, shifting at 4,000 rpm. Next thing I knew, I was going 130 mph in 4th gear. It used to top out at 120. Best $40 I've spent in awhile!

EDIT: For any gearheads out there, I already had an MSD 6AL control module, and MSD distributor cap and wires.

 

Wait, does that extend in the other direction? Is your sexual holy grail is a threesome with Rosie O'Donnell and Nick Nolte?

 

"In one thing you have not changed, dear friend," said Aragorn: "you still speak in riddles."
"What? In riddles?" said Gandalf. "No! For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying."
— J.R.R. Tolkien (The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings)

This amuses me. I thought I would share.

 

Whatever. I'm spending my night watching RuPaul's Christmas special from 1993.

 

Just got home from work and this was sitting on the stairwell.



Not a particularly big one and I may have incorrectly identified it but Coastal Taipans are among the most nasty of nasties. Up the top of the stairs is a note warning of a snake but the bright spark who put it there didn't bother to put one down the bottom. Grabbed the pool cue and flicked it out into the bush haha.

 

That pic doesn't do it justice. 6.5 to 9.5 feet long and comparable to a Black Mamba? You Aussies live with some nasty snakes.
5 of 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world live there? Fuck that, man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venomous_snake

Music for you, dude.

 

Yeah, if I saw one of those I would take off running in the other direction as fast as my legs would take me. I don't think I'd stop for at least 100 meters.

 

I grew up in New Zealand, nothing at all even remotely poisonous. Barefoot was the order of the day even in winter quite often haha.

The first snake I ever saw was on a school camp on a walk and I was about to put my foot down on top of it. I've found snakes while barefoot and killed them with the shovel or whatever was handy it really doesn't phase me.

 

I got bit by a snake right in the middle of the path in the very centre of EPCOT just a few weeks back. I could not stop laughing for almost an hour straight afterwards just because the whole thought of "Of ALL the fucking places on earth to be assaulted by wildlife.

No, it wasn't venomous.

 

If I hadn't been early for the last 2 months, I was due yesterday. I'm on day 9 now - fuck.

As far as the M (shut your dirty mouths!!) word is concerned, sadly I'll be the first one there, all alone in a strange land. Perhaps we could do an Ask a Menopausal Woman thread? That would be really.........gross, nevermind.

 

Now I'm depressed. It's time for a change (see what I did there?).



Thanks to Dcc I think for posting this a while back. I've stared longingly at it repeatedly, some would say almost obsessively.