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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Even better is the pure, unadulterated rage that passes off as temporary insanity that menopausal woman are prone to.


    Ill make you a sammich, BITCH.
     
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    (In Cartman cadence) I Do what I WANT!!!!!
     
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    It seems women are "blessed." with several different chemically-induced afflictions used to lash out at people around them.

    As men, we only have mid-life crisises, but instead of tempermental rage we buy Miatas and build Xanadus for our no-talent mistresses. Not angry, just SAD.
     
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    You mean I may have a built in criminal defense? Hmmm, maybe there IS something to this Me-m-m......ahhh screw it, I don't want to be a dusty old lady.

    P.S. Happy Birthday Mya and Pimptress. This one is for you two:


     

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  5. PIMPTRESS

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    I assure you, hormonal takeovers are not fun, especially as they occur monthly. One minute you are happy, the next you are weeping over some inconsequential imaginary slight, all the while knowing that you are FUCKING CRAZY.

    We stay sane by punishing those who deserve some wrath, rationalizing that it needed to be done.
     
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  6. Crown Royal

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    By "punishing those whO deserve" do you mean "whoever happens to be sharing thr planet at the time"?
     
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    Just point out for the record that this is a Thing That Was Said. This place gets weird sometimes.
     
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    No, no, it's nothing so over the top as that.

    It's more a confluence of two related phenomena: One, I think I get a pretentious pleasure out of finding somebody attractive that relatively fewer other people do. I feel like a real connossieur of the human experience, you know? By the same token, I get annoyed when people try to shove the same actors folks down my face as the hottest thing. Don't try to convince me the Bradley Cooper's face is anything more than a 7, People Magazine. I'm on to your shenanigans. Obviously, there's a huge overlap between what I find sexy and what other people do, but in a vaccuum, I'm going to be more attracted to the less popular woman every time.

    (Also, I would take an enthusiastic, fun and eager [sexually] 6 over a hot but boring [sexually] 10. Every time.)

    To speak to any earlier point made, here's something that surprised me (I went to an all-boys school, nobody was fucking each other openly): When I've spoken to a range of people from other high schools, it wasn't the hottest and most popular kids who were having the most sex. It was inevitably the band and theater kids. Something about being forced into proximity during those years was freaking Spanish Fly for them.

    Again, hearsay -- just thought it was an interesting point.
     
    #2908 Nom Chompsky, Dec 13, 2011
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    I can attest to this. The most promiscuous were the ones who thought no one was looking at them.
     
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    Saints Row 3 is stupid fun. Carry on.
     
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    An easy assessment by anyone who's seen American Pie.
     
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    I was wondering what that sharp stabbing pain in my ovary was. Thanks for the heads up, guys.
     
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    As a former band geek, I can confirm this. My wife and I met in band. There were a lot of couples that hooked up on band trips and the like.

    We were watched like hawks on band trips, especially overnight trips. Once a year we'd do an overnight trip and spend a couple nights in a hotel. These inevitably devolved. One group of guys was playing "truth or dare" with a group of girls across the courtyard (we could see into their windows) and daring them to flash us and other things of that nature. The girls weren't allowed near the boys rooms and vice versa. Apparently, my wife and I were the impetus for this, as we were the ones they were primarily worried about. Turns out, while they were watching us sit in the lobby and talk (we were never allowed alone together long enough to even hold hands), there were several couples upstairs hooking up. My wife and I ended up unwittingly running interference for every other couple that the band parents didn't know about (including one daughter of a band-dad).

    Yeah, band, choir, and theater. The guys in sports were too busy playing sports and keeping their grades high enough to keep playing. Besides, sports weren't co-ed. In band, choir, and theater it was guys and girls spending a ton of time together, with more down time than you'd believe.
     
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    Two videos that are super cute:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE&feature=player_embedded" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0 ... r_embedded</a>

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUcCZTnImCI&feature=player_embedded#" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUcCZTnI ... _embedded#</a>!

    Sorry that I can't figure out how to fix the tags.
     
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    I don't know. I was in sports in high school, and somehow I managed to find quite a few opportunities to have sex.
     
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    I'm sure you did, but I think the others were referring to opportunities for straight sex.

    Not that there's anything wrong with same sex, just wasn't necessarily our cup of tea.

    For the record, I never had sex in high school. Anyone whom has met me would not be in the least surprised by that, especially my wife.
     
    #2916 The Village Idiot, Dec 13, 2011
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    Truly, the only kids I knew who fucked around more than the band and theater geeks were the United Nations debating team. Who knew that representing Djibouti would get you so much... y'know... booty?
     
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    Just because I'm black and my avatar features an ass does not mean I am Nom.
     
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    Is this thread being continued for New Years? I reckon it'll be at about 400 pages by that point.

    I have spent the last 9 hours (since 11am) ripping my parents' cd's to mp3. Fun times.

    Anyway, I know I'll be seeing most of you fuckers on this road...

     
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    Keeping their grades high enough to compete? Are you serious? Most sports players I knew in high school skated by doing the bare minimum to play. Band geeks on average worked much harder or at least attained the highest grades possible much more often than any sports player I knew because they were smart/geeks (minus our valivic who was a soccer and track star, but those aren't sports). If you think school work kept football players from fucking the cheerleaders you sir are retarded.

    I mean with the raging hormones at that age I don't begrudge any band or theater dork from trying to fuck as much as anyone else. But you really think, REALLY, that athletes weren't getting their rocks off on a more consistent basis? Shit a buddy of mine who played football in a school district next to mine claimed the cheerleaders win or lose would be in locker rooms after the games blowing the players (not to far out their for the hillbillyness of the school). Another one of my buddies was a football star at our school and probably put up more numbers in high school than the entire marching band combined in their lives. I mean jacked hormone raging athletes who were basically semi rockstars in town vs. band dorks who fumbled around nervously with each other on over nights? Really?

    I mean I wasn't either and I didn't get laid until college but lets be real here....
     
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