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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Frank

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    Agreed. Unfortunately it came out at the same time as MW3 and Skyrim so it's sales numbers will probably be much lower than they should be.
     
    #2941 Frank, Dec 13, 2011
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    Does anyone know what happened to the guy who went to rehab? (I don't remember his name, but it's the guy who posted pics of his sister he found online).
     
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    New Drinking Game

    Turn on any sports radio, take a sip everytime anyone says "Tebow" or any variation or "Mania". I'm sorry for your liver.
     
    #2943 Parker, Dec 13, 2011
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    Damn you to the nine hells. I hadn't had an eye twitch all day. Oh my god someone tie him up and ship him out to Dcc so she can do whatever perverted and joint damaging things she can imagine. I know it is a reward for the fuckery that surrounds him. But as long as she ruins him to the point he can no longer play football I will be happy.
     
    #2944 McSmallstuff, Dec 13, 2011
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    Its too bad because the gameplay is obviously a completely different genre. Saints Row doesn't want itself taken too seriously. Especially with a dildo-baseball bat. And the fact that you can create your character to be as ludicrous as you can imagine.

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    My girl is a huge football fan, and has told me that physically, Tebow is her perfect panty dropper, but that watching interviews with him, he is clearly gay.
     
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    I completely agree. And its also funny when I talked to Florida fans about this, they would get mad like I said he was a shitty player. Nope, I just said "I think he's gay."

    Its one thing not to have had sex with a woman at all, that's cool. But the fact he is not dating/hanging out with some other super-duper religious girl who wants to wait until marriage is pretty telling. Occam's Razor here again. That's all I got to say. And to push this even further, I HOPE he's gay, so we can break that barrier in sports also. That would be epic.
     
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    Actually, this would be quite awesome. To watch the heads of fundamentalist Christians explode would be worth it alone.

    "So wait, our hero, our savior, Tebow is gay?"

    "AAAAAGHHGGHGHGHGHG - I thought God hated fags!!!! Can't process, fundamental beliefs are undermined...head...explodi...BOOM."

    Oh my God, would that be hilarious.
     
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    The sad thing is that the same people who are his biggest fans, and helped build him into the second coming, would probably be the fastest to tear him down and disown him.
     
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    Elway's worst nightmare, not only will he alienate the Bronco fan base by getting rid of him, he would alienate the gay community and open himself up to all kinds of discrimination type lawsuits.

    I hope he's not gay so they can cut him and he can go flip God burgers or sell bibles in the Middle East where they would appreciate his talents more.
     
    #2950 Hoosiermess, Dec 13, 2011
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    Oh, that was Natty (the picture thing was moment of the year #2 for me on here). I didn't know he went to a pajama jam, though. That explains why he hasn't been around lately.
     
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    Different game, same speed of death:

    Watch any Rick Moranis movie. Do a shot every time he looks like a nerd.
     
    #2952 Crown Royal, Dec 13, 2011
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    So, Nom, did I tell you I played the saxophone in high school?
     
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    This is you:
     
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    Sorry, I was an athlete.

    Stick to your nerds, NERD.
     
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    But but but I spent several hours a day blowing on a large piece of black plastic and wood, making it sing! Creating beautiful art! Hypertrophying my oris orbicularis!
     
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    Who cares! I cannot believe you guys are not over in the "DAD!" thread given we have a stepsister fucking story thing going on over there. Why are not more of you weirded out by that?! As a rep says, it is making me question my memebrship here. IT'S STEPSISTER FUCKING! SO NOT NORMAL. Sheesh.
     
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    Wait, fucking your stepsister is unusual?

    I didn't know this.

    Good thing I don't have a stepsister then.
     
    #2958 The Village Idiot, Dec 13, 2011
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    Hmm... I'll allow it.
     
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    If you ARE a step-sister, or have a step-sister, I can see why you'd be freaked out.

    Otherwise, call me when someone admits to fucking their Mom.
     
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