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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Beefy Phil

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    Partial to this one, myself.

     
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    And now back to your regularly scheduled programming...

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    What exactly would be the point of a Rolling Stones song that you couldn't play while hammered out of your gourd?
     
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    Here I was about to post about what I thought was a deep cut Stones song, the song that plays in Goodfellas when they attack Billy Batts in the bar and they rip the table cloths off to cover him. Turns out it is some other British rocker from the time Ive never heard of. Anyway as with everything else my knowledge of music doesnt expand until it is used well in a good tv show or movie. Scorsese has used some great Stones songs in his films. Want to say there are a few deep cuts that I am not wrong about but I can't think of them now. They definitely had a hard and dark edge to their music.


    Anyway, I need to watch Game of Thrones season one before the second starts. Also way behind on Dexter and Walking Dead.
     
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    She's neither hirsute nor pregnant. What the hell? Who hijacked his account?
     
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    Great music, tonight. Thanks, y'all.
     
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    Notice to all women:

    Please put the extra effort in and shave off the hair above your upper lip. Bleaching it doesn't make it go away, it just gives you a blonde mustache up close. It's disgusting.

    Sincerely,

    Men.
     
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    I just woke up from a fugue state of staring at Nigella Lawson all day, thanks to the cooking show host discussion a few pages back. I don't even know what to do with my life anymore when a 51 year old can look that good.

     
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    I knew someone was going to say something about this. No one hijacked it, that was all me. What can I say, I have a soft spot (actually a hard spot, if you catch my drift) for small boobs. Madison parker really fit the bill, even though she doesn't have a bush.
    Just so you know it's me, here's some bush (don't worry, it's "tasteful.")

    And thank you for your concern!

    You can see her urethra in this shot!
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    #3009 dixiebandit69, Dec 13, 2011
  10. bewildered

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    Vaginas are weird looking.
     
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    It is crazy to think sometimes the lengths people will go to to touch it with their genitals.
     
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    Seconded. I enjoy interacting with them, but close up shots of them are not my cup of tea.
     
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    Does that include your's?
     
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    My viewing angle is quite a bit different than photographed ones.
     
    #3014 bewildered, Dec 13, 2011
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    someone didn't believe me that she's 51. Behold, the power of the internet:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigella_Lawson" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigella_Lawson</a>
     
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  17. dixiebandit69

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    Whatever. That's your opinion because you're a heterosexual woman. Most of them look A-Okay to me.
    So I ask again, what is your opinion about how your vagina looks? Also, what kind of reviews have you gotten from sex partners?

    (you don't have to answer these questions, I'm just curious because I've encountered a lot of women who don't like how they look "down there.")
     
    #3017 dixiebandit69, Dec 13, 2011
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    I'm not going to describe what my giner looks like. I am not grossed out or dissatisfied with mine. I just think that in general, vaginas look weird.
     
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    It amazes me that people pay attention to genitals to any kind of degree. Obviously, it's hard not to notice an up-close gonzo porn shot. Likewise, if a person has something weird going on. But on the whole, I can honestly say I would never be able to identify any of the guys I've been with by looking at only their junk. Nor do I have any real memory about size, girth, etc. Actually taking the time to look at and notice it just isn't something that occurs to me to do.
     
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  20. dixiebandit69

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    I never asked you to describe it, and you shouldn't be grossed out or dissatisfied with it, nor should any other woman (unless they've got a real problem).
    Your opinion about the looks of vaginas is your own, just like my opinion is my own. You're still cool with me Bewildered.

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