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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Gravitas

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    To me, vaginas are like snowflakes...meaning I like to pee on them.*

    *Only a joke folks. There is nothing golden about my life.
     
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    Yay! Canadiana!

     
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    Those are horrible.
     
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    You say that like you wouldn't hit it if the opportunity arose.

    I don't see anything visibly wrong with them.
     
    #3024 dixiebandit69, Dec 14, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Kat Dennings is pretty fly slash has awesome boobs.

    (This first one's huge.)
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    I would absolutely not put my dick anywhere near the first one. Also, what is this/how is it sexy? Enhance...

     

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    Sorry bro, but HELL NO on the first one, mostly because she looks like a botched transgender.
     
    #3027 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2011
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    That's a piercing.
     
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    Well it looks like cottage cheese.
     
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    The second one is Vanessa Del Rio.

    She's one of the original nasty porn stars who was "mature" in the 80's.

    I have absolutely no doubt she's got a special team at the CDC analyzing her to this day.

    She used to be pretty fucking smokin.

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    Now, not so much.

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    #3030 Nettdata, Dec 14, 2011
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    I am willing to debate the ins and outs of hotness in women but this is just out of hand. You are telling me that woman is not a man?


    edit: I have to give it to dixiebandit for sticking to his guns. He says he likes 70's porn better and post some straight up low rent ditch porn photos to prove it. Women you could pay 10 bucks or a crack rock to show off their meat flaps behind a second hand store in a bad neighborhood. Bravo.
     
    #3031 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2011
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    If you've got better examples of female genitalia, please post them. Please.
     
    #3032 dixiebandit69, Dec 14, 2011
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    Go watch some of the classic Del Rio pornos, and then ask me that.
     
    #3033 Nettdata, Dec 14, 2011
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    I prefers my 80s porn stars to falsify their age, not their gender.
     
    #3034 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2011
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    Remember, it was harder to find hot girls back then.
     
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    You still aren't posting pictures or videos...
     
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    Kat Dennings is interesting. She doesn't do a whole lot for me, never has, but has really become the go to example when girls play the whole "curvy is sexy game". I don't find her to be unattractive but something about her doesn't click. Maybe its the fact that she is really pale and large, very pale tits look not quite as appealing... Maybe she reminds me too much of the girls I knew in HS that were "voluptuous" that were a weekend of bad eating away from being sloppy (and proved that theory as soon as they went to college).
     
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    That's what's kind of cool about old porn though, the chicks just looked like normal cute girls next door. Like I can watch Taboo 2 or Sex Boat and recognize that there are some hotties in them, but the girls that Dixie is posting just look nasty.

    (the redhead in Sex Boat is so goddamn hot, I wish I knew her name.)
     
    #3038 Bread Mustache, Dec 14, 2011
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    The girls next door also have dinner plate nipples or look like coked out bobble heads with The Situation's abs. Ill stick with my tatted up bleach blondes thank you.

    Kandi Barbour from Sex Boat:

    [rnsfw][​IMG][/rnsfw]
     
    #3039 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2011
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    Aw man. there are like 20 girls in that movie, and you had to pick the worst picture of one of them.
     
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