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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Besides her Satan Nipples she's actually super fucking cute. In an attempt to gauge the shallowness of the board, further than we already have, I'd like to ask what any guy (besides Dixibandit who probably loves this oddity). The fuck would you do if a cute chick like this whipped out some nips that took up 80 % of some nice sized titties? Turn off the lights and grit and bare it? Make an excuse to get the fuck out? I think it could be compatible if a girl took a guy home and found out he had lost a shit tone of weight and had a loose skin flap panis that hung past his dick (for all intensive purposes you couldn't tell before the clothes came off). Bail?


    I have a feeling that I'd go through with it but my conscious mind would be focused like a laser on that one and only thing.
     
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  2. D26

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    I was actually just thinking how hot she was when I was flipping through and came across her new show on CBS. I stopped and watched for five minutes. The fact that I find her attractive is the only reason I continued to watch, as the show was god awful. I also found her to be excellent in her comic relief role in Thor. She, in my opinion, is the perfect "curvy-hot" chick. Sorry, Christina Hendricks doesn't do it for me. Not sure why Kat Dennings does and Christina Hendricks doesn't, but there you go. I'm weird.

    She was also one of those who had leaked photos, so if you want to see what those boobs look like outside a shirt (hint: glorious) just do a quick Google search that I am too lazy/tired to do right now.
     
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  3. KillaKam

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    Those are some super messed up nipples..

    However, being on such a dry spell that I've been on I would probably hit the light switch and go at it.

    Don't judge me.
     
    #3043 KillaKam, Dec 14, 2011
  4. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Dude, you must be the most attractive man on the planet with the perfection you demand from the women you sleep with. I am on the edge of my seat waiting for the next qualification that you SIMPLY WILL NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN in order for them to be considered attractive. Hot damn.
     
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  5. D26

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    I've stayed up entirely too late. I've offered to make breakfast for my wife this week because she has to go to work while I am barely busy at all (aside from a few work shifts and a tying up couple of loose ends, school wise). This means getting up early to make waffles tomorrow morning. I really am stupid for being up this late.
     
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    You must have the hugest fucking nipples on the planet.
     
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  7. Bundy Bear

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    Not a bad cover. The Tea Party version.

     
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  8. Bundy Bear

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    Those nipples aren't that bad.

    Try these on for size.

    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
     
    #3048 Bundy Bear, Dec 14, 2011
  9. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Love me some Kat Dennings.

    The aforementioned leaked nudie pics:



     

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    Look, I'm not saying that I wouldn't fuck those vaginas (vaginae?) or their owners. Although from those pictures, I'm not sold on either of them. But neither of the pictured vaginas are depicted in a flattering light. Since you insist...

     

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  11. hotwheelz

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    Yupppppp.
     
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  12. bewildered

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    I'm about to go take my chemistry final. Wish me luck!
     
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    If I think she's cute, large nipples wouldn't bother me one bit. Certainly wouldn't distract me. I mean, if I get to choose my nipples, I would prefer something smaller. But, if we get in the bedroom, I can't see how that would be a deal breaker or something.

    These, however . . . I definitely think I would be distracted. Or, confused.
     
    #3053 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 14, 2011
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    You shut your face!
    I don't think she is a poster child for curvy is sexy, she's just hot. And not just in the typical big boobs/big hips sort of way. I definitely put a good looking face above everything else. She has that big eyes/full lips/perfect jew nose thing going on and it's just awesome all over. She also has fantastically long thick hair which you don't see many girls rocking anymore.

    If I were able to construct a woman Weird Science style, she'd be the person I'd use as a template.
     
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    I'm having a tough time going from Kat Dennings to erect-penis-like-nipples.



    Her hotness wins, but WTF????
     
    #3055 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2011
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    I cooked up some bacon this morning for lunch today and the scent is still strongly on my hands. If I eat them, they'll grow back, right?
     
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Absolutely. I've heard it goes well with penis too. Try that.
     
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  18. Flagrant

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    So the girlfriend and I exchanged Christmas presents the other day. In March I am going to see the Dropkick Murphys and Frank Turner in Huntington. So fucking excited.

     
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  19. Blue Dog

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    I know I'm a few (hundred) pages late, but here I am to catch up on most of the discussions in the thread:

    Good Country Music:
    (This one's for my son)


    (This one's for drinking all day)


    (Aaaand this one is what I consider to be the best country song ever recorded)


    Next, I love Tim Tebow and I laugh my ass off every time the Broncos win for no other reason than I love love love to watch the Internet Atheists just lose their collective shit and puke everywhere.

    Woman are beautiful. Unless they're gross.

    Yet's see... Yep, I think that about catches me up on everything up till now.
     
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  20. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    You underestimate the powerful combination of a man's sex drive, desperation, and alcohol. It's all lip service. I don't know how many times I can say attractiveness isn't a be all end all deal breaker. But thought I'd keep the thread moving with a nice Seinfieldian shallowness debate.


    Cheer to Kat Dennings, those are some stellar tits. God Bless leaked sexting photos.

    Edit:

    Appears Lindsay Lohans Playboy pics have leaked

    Ill say it here, thems is some hot tits. She looks pretty hot in them.
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    #3060 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2011
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