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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. shegirl

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    "In today's lesson we will be learning about the history of wine and why Catholics have some at service."


    Works for me.
     
    #3081 shegirl, Dec 14, 2011
  2. Blue Dog

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    Bless you, my child!

    May the force be with you! (And also with you!)
     
    #3082 Blue Dog, Dec 14, 2011
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    "If Blue Dog has six bottles of wine, and there 5 glasses per bottle, how many altar boys will the priests attending service need for after service partyi...er, reflection?"
     
    #3083 The Village Idiot, Dec 14, 2011
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    Off to work for a half day then an afternoon pub crawl with money on the bar and a bogan theme dressup. For those of you that don't know what a bogan is.

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    Got my wifebeater singlet and stubbie shorts and I get to go into pubs that would never let me in dressed like this normally. Going to be a good day.

    Also have tomorrow off.
     
    #3084 Bundy Bear, Dec 14, 2011
  5. shimmered

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    Cold brewed coffee is pretty much amazing.
    Lunch is eluding me.
    I'm not ready for the weekend because it means my kids will be gone.
    I haven't bought Christmas gifts yet. I'm not looking forward to that at all.
    Blah.

    Is it drink time yet???
     
    #3085 shimmered, Dec 14, 2011
  6. Now Slappy

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    And some more 90's music...

     
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    I respectfully disagree.

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    From the aptly named "perfect vagina" tumblr. Unfortunately, the creator of this awesome tumblr decided to change the layout recently, but hot diggedy damn...
     
    #3087 Brengsek, Dec 14, 2011
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    Wrong... the perfect vagina is whichever one you're allowed to put your dick in.
     
    #3088 katokoch, Dec 14, 2011
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    Exactly. There are no perfect vaginas.
     
    #3089 JoeCanada, Dec 14, 2011
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    You can't understand how amped I am to see these guys in my own shit-sack city. This is possibly my favourite music video of all time:

     
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  11. dubyu tee eff

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    Stolen from reddit, this is the greatest personal website I've ever seen.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://govindtiwari.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://govindtiwari.blogspot.com/</a>
     
    #3091 dubyu tee eff, Dec 14, 2011
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    We frown on self-promotion here, Govind.
     
    #3092 MoreCowbell, Dec 14, 2011
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    So, making a milkshake with chocolate and vanilla ice cream and coffee is YUMMY.

    I bet it would be even better with Kahlua. Damnit, I need a bottle of that and I'm in my bathrobe and ducky slippers.
     
    #3093 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    This guy knows how to get laid.
     
    #3094 hotwheelz, Dec 14, 2011
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    All vaginas are perfect but some vaginas are more perfect than others.- Cameltoe tumblr linked above



    I don't mind either way as long as the bush is trimmed. Of coarse there is always the old story from I believe shegirl who had a friend who's pussylips were so long they stuck to her thighs and chaffed. We are as god made us.
     
    #3095 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2011
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    All this talk of perfect vaginas, and not one caveat that it be human, or failing that, at least free of disease? Man, you guys have low standards.
     
    #3096 ghettoastronaut, Dec 14, 2011
  17. Kubla Kahn

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    I think those caveats are implied with the labeling. Otherwise you should take it up with the truth in advertising board.
     
    #3097 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2011
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    Don't get me wrong, no snow is a good thing. But seriously going from sub 30s and snow, to mid to upper 40s and rain is absolutely killing my allergies.
     
    #3098 McSmallstuff, Dec 14, 2011
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    Why are his pictures blinking? Oh my God.
     
    #3099 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
  20. shegirl

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    I have no idea what you're talking about. None.

    In other news I watched two neato shows on TV last night. One was the Behind the Music on Missy Elliot. The second was on Public Access, it was kind of smiliar to a Behind the Music type of thing but far more in depth, Pearl Jam was the topic. Both were really good.
     
    #3100 shegirl, Dec 14, 2011
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