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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    Yup. Thread is not marked NSFW and it's nice to be able to view the most active thread on the board right now at work or around family without worrying about vulvas and dicks popping up.
     
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    HAHAHA

    Oh, man, that was awesome. The award for most subtle question asked tonight goes to...
     
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    PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

    Now here's Metallica.



    BEST METALLICA SONG EVER.
    I have a "Damage Inc." logo that I cut out of 1/4" steel when I was in highschool, and I'm going to bolt it to my toolbox where the Snap-On logo is. Or maybe on one of the lower drawers, I'm not sure. But it looks awesome.
     
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    Anyone else really hate the word vulva? Angel:Vulva as Bewildered:Moist.
     
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    You're not fooling anybody. We all know you wouldn't work so hard on having a great ass if you weren't compensating for a terrible vag.
     
    #3125 JoeCanada, Dec 14, 2011
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    It's been a day.
     
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    Nope. Look up the vagina comparison chart. Mine is a 6, I believe.
     
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  8. bewildered

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    I'mma ask again.

    What.

    The.

    Fuck?
     
    #3128 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    I'm just trying to help you. Some things just don't translate well to cheap, and gin is my number one choice for liquors that fit that description. I love gin, but cheap gin tastes like shit.

    On the piercing discussion, I've always wondered the same thing about many piercings. Ear gauge? I guess he didn't like sleeping on his side. Septum piercing? Must not have allergies. The already mentioned taint piercing? Can't like hot sauce. Prince Albert? Must not care about totally creepy stares in public restrooms, or keeping his own bathroom clean.

    At what point in the piercing process do you say, "Wait, am I sure I always want to have a piece of metal in that part of my body?"
     
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    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_68Fnxu_oaGg/S-oJsN0cPvI/AAAAAAAADxA/KfmEi3jT1vU/s1600/vagina+chart.jpg
     
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    I'm not drunk enough for that yet. And I ate the hell outta some animal crackers today.
     
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    You know you can take them out, right? I don't keep my vch in all the time...too much movement.
     
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    (Shamelessly stolen from Seeker. I can't stop replaying this. Choking on laughter and tears.)
     
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    I once had a girl say that my penis should be in anatomy books and Michelangelo should've used it as the model when he carved the statue of David.


    I'm just a normal white dude. Complete mystery to me.
     
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    Hey everyone, I just feel you should all know that my giner is looking' FINE!








    hehe, I'm warning everyone, I'm in a MOOD!
     
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    Have you seen the statue of David? Like, in person? He's got a little wiener.
     
    #3137 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    As an example of this?
     
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    Some of those vaginas are not ok.
     
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    I knew it.

     

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