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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. shimmered

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    Ahhh!!!

    Scary kitty bad!!
     
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    Now every chick on this board is gonna go and scrutinize her lady parts to see what number she is.
     
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    Gin, in general, tastes like what I imagine rubbing alcohol poured through the asscrack of a homeless man. Given the choice between taking a shot of gin or eating a steaming plate of shit, I'll take a spoon and ask for seconds.

    And piercings are amazing. Were it not for the fact that I have a semi-white collar job, I'd look like Hellraiser. I'll pass on the nipple/genital ones, as I've heard horror stories of those extremities going numb. I dealt with that shit the time I went on Lexapro. Never again.
     
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    I said normal white guy, not normal Asian guy



    And JoeCanada, that's some funny shit
     
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    Who knew that asscracks tasted like pine.
     
    #3145 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    Not us, because out of all the shit we think of in a day, this isn't one of them.


    edited: I wonder about how much pus can be squeezed out of an abcess that isn't mine, etc.
     
    #3146 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2011
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    I'm just throwing it out there that I am a completely unbiased observer and casual proponent of female empowerment. I just want to help.
     
    #3147 CharlesJohnson, Dec 14, 2011
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    Of course, but do you really get a piercing thinking about the times when you'll take it out? Also, if you keep it out for an extended time, does the hole not start to close over (depending on things like location, size, etc.)?

    Jimmy, good gin does not taste like shit, but I think your description is spot on for the cheap stuff.

    What's going on with 26? Looks like a muppet.
     
    #3148 toejam, Dec 14, 2011
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    bingo bango gonna eat a mango
     
    #3149 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    Duh. And anyone with an ugly vagina won't cop to it.


    I just put the barbell in once every couple of months or so and it never closes.
     
    #3150 shimmered, Dec 14, 2011
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    I just make sure I taste fresh every so often, quick finger lick to be sure it still tastes like pineapple.
     
    #3151 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2011
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    Sweet like an upside down cake.



    Dammit. I want cake.
     
    #3152 shimmered, Dec 14, 2011
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    I had a roommate in college who had one. He actually pulled it out in front of about 6 guys. I never laughed so hard in my life. I felt bad for him, but I was crying I was laughing so hard.
     
    #3153 zyron, Dec 14, 2011
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    I just make sure to change my Glade Plug-In regularly.

    Whoa. Why... why would you show that off?
     
    #3154 Angel_1756, Dec 14, 2011
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    What the fuck! Who eats their own vagina juice!
     
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    Well....you can get the flavor with no calories and it's within reach!
     
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    So my home computer has been out of commission for like, a week. So many naked pictures to go through.
     
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    I dunno, I'm being an asshole. Do guys ever taste their own cum? Just curious...
     
    #3158 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2011
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    If I remember it was a discussion about circumcision and he wasn't. Everyone else was so someone said something about seeing the pickle dick or whatever you call an uncircumcised one.

    He pulled it out and it was the smallest thing you could imagine.
     
    #3159 zyron, Dec 14, 2011
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    Uh no. I mean maybe if Im beating off and the trajectory is towards my face or something, then maybe by accident.
     
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