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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Can you even circumcise a micropenis? I mean, if it were me, I'd want to maximize my size any way I could at that point. "No, leave my foreskin on. Hell, add that other guy's foreskin if he doesn't want it anymore."
     
    #3161 Angel_1756, Dec 14, 2011
  2. toejam

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    That makes me so sad. Men's lives are so dick centric, I can't imagine how horrible it would be to have a truly tiny penis. Think about it, even a bad boner day can be a big let down. Can you imagine if that's what you had to work with every day? Truly tragic.
     
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    Do you dip a finger in, wink at a non-existent camera, and say "My compliments to the chef!" or "It's shake and bake and I helped!"

    Eating your own vagina juice is wonderful. Especially if you're getting it off my lips.

    Eating your own semen makes you a fag. This logic is irrefutable.


    Ahhhh you aimed it there! Enjoy your own cream of mushroom do we?!
     
    #3163 CharlesJohnson, Dec 14, 2011
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    I'm literally making a face of confusion and disgust at my laptop right now.

    And yeah, that would be terrible. I mean, there's small, and then there's small. Can these micropenis dudes even have sex?
     
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    For me at least, no!
     
    #3165 McSmallstuff, Dec 14, 2011
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    Not only do I not taste my own, I don't like kissing girls right after they go down on me. I've had girls try and kiss me *right* after.

    But there has to be at least one snow baller in this group.
     
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    I by no means want to engage in any snowballery, but it always struck me that some guys go a bit ridiculously far w/ this. I knew guys who would refuse for the remainder of the evening unless the girl had subsequently brushed her teeth. Seems kinda rude, after she willingly sucked your dick.
     
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    I'm just playing the odds here.
     
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    Eh, I think guys that act fussy about that are being ridiculous. It is yours, not very nice to demand she deal with it and then be rude about the fact afterward. I wouldn't appreciate it if a girl tried to return to sender, but as long as there is no longer anything in her mouth, I could care less if she went down on me immediately beforehand or hours before, and brushed her teeth, etc. I like kissing, so it's to be encouraged at pretty much any time.

    There's a particular Philalawyer story that begs otherwise, but that is totally not my experience, and I hope it never is.
     
    #3169 toejam, Dec 14, 2011
  10. Kubla Kahn

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    Hell there is even a fear of the girl being nuts and trying to snowball you*. I tend just to ask the girl to take some swigs of a drink, preferably a carbonated beverage which seems like it would do some extra washing and killing of my sperm before we make out again.**

    As for beating it at the wrong angle, who the fuck just lets fly with a unloading gun? I put a paper towel, towel, or sock over it to collect it as it comes out. Who let's it spray everywhere chancing a mouth landing or losing track of a errant roper on your clothes/furniture? That seems like a whole lot of work to clean up...


    *beaten to it.

    ** Actually thinking back it is rare that I even have to ask a girl. Most of the time they seem to want the taste out as much as I don't want to taste it when we kiss. I can't imagine it being super pleasant tasting. I have yet to meet a girl that is enthusiastic about the taste, porno really leads you astray on this front.
     
    #3170 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2011
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    If it's on their mouth, who cares? Casualty of war and all that. That's totally different from straight up playing pussy lollipop with your finger and vagina.
     
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    I've been with a couple of girls who wouldn't let me kiss them after I went down on them, and it pissed me the fuck off.

    So I'm with you, toejam. I've kissed girls right after I've blasted in their mouths. I don't see what the big deal is. Some of you guys are so repressed.

    Now here's a really nice looking pussy:

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    #3172 dixiebandit69, Dec 14, 2011
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    Porn stars?
     
    #3173 StayFrosty, Dec 14, 2011
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    edit: wrote the thought out wrong.
     
    #3174 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2011
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    Yeah I don't really care.
     
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    I always ask, or pause so that he can turn his head if he's not into it. It's the polite thing to do, but I agree with dixie. Who fucking cares? It's kinda hot to kiss someone and taste yourself, if the mood is right.

    A sexual pet peeve of mine, since we're kind of talking about pet peeves here, is when guys get up and put on clothes afterward. I don't know why, but it seems that when even one stitch of clothing is back on, you go back to how you are in 'real' life, as opposed to how you are after you've just fucked someone.
     
    #3176 Dcc001, Dec 14, 2011
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    My experience has been this, that most girls are a little turned on by being kissed immediately after.

    Unrelated (except for the whole 'giving mood' thing):

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    #3177 MoreCowbell, Dec 14, 2011
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    Something that bothers me: House uses his cane incorrectly. Why? Why, Hugh Laurie? Everything else about this show is so believable (har, har), and the cane ruins it for me.

    If some dude wouldn't kiss me after I went down on him I'd be annoyed. Really? We just exchanged fluids and you're squeamish about jizz after-taste?
     
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    I really like this angle:



    I think that "69" (with the woman on top) is the best way to eat pussy, because your tongue is right next to her clit, and you have her ass cheeks in your face. When the woman is facing up, you have to crane your neck, and it starts to cramp up after awhile.
    I don't even care if she's going down on me, because I'm usually too involved in what I'm doing to be able to concentrate on cumming. Now that I think about it, I've never cum during a 69.

    Sorry for that description; I just found this picture and that's the first thing that came to mind.
     

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  20. Kubla Kahn

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    Like I said, no girl has ever touted their love for the taste of semen to me. If it isn't a big deal why do some girls refuse to swallow or will suck dick but refuse to let you bust in their mouth or flat out don't suck dick? Outside of the "eating fruits makes it taste sweeter" conversation the only times girls have talked about the taste it wasn't in a positive light. Mostly they've made it seem like it is something they have to put up with because the act is so fun for the respective parties. Added to the general unpleasantness there is the whole homophobic thing, childish yes, but some guys are children...

    I'd prefer it if a girl at least tastes a drink of something, most do this on their own, but it has never stopped me from kissing them afterwards if they don't.
     
    #3180 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2011
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