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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    What an odd word to describe your uncle.
     
    #301 Gravitas, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Still cat post pictures.
     
    #303 shimmered, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Oh crap, Crown found my photobucket.
     
    #304 StayFrosty, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    My uncle wasn't even here. That in itself is a reason to give thanks.
     
    #305 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Hey there tough guy, until you have walked a mile in my shoes don't act like you know me.

    I mean, there was NO APPLE PIE!


    I am home, fat and happy, just opened a(nother) bottle of wine, have plans to meet up with friends in the morning to run off the mashed potatoes. Would life be better with apple pie, sure. Am I thankful for my nice and simple life, sure.
     
    #306 mya, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Tell us something we don't know.*










    *I kid, I kid. Not.
     
    #307 Danger Boy, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Vodka could only be inappropriate if poured in small portions.
     
    #308 ghettoastronaut, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Then I did it right. Yay for me!
     
    #309 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Fuck Thanksgiving. Fuck all holidays for that matter (don't even get me started on Christmas).

    Earlier, I went to my ex-mother-in-law's house to see Li'l Bandit and my nieces. Everything was great, and I was looking forward to an evening at my shop putting up door-reinforcements to keep the crackheads out. But I ran out of lag bolts, and there's nowhere to get any right now!

    This happens every year; some holiday comes along and fucks up my plans because everything is closed.

    Plus, I'm out of beer. I'm gonna have to go straight to the red wine.

    At least I have Alice in Chains. Jerry Cantrell & Co. never let me down:
     
    #310 dixiebandit69, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I had multiple whiskey and cokes tonight. It's wonderful.
     
    #311 $100T2, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    The women in my family were really living up to their harpy reputation tonight.

    I'm sitting outside in the cold with my brother in law and the babies. Muuuuuuuch better.
     
    #312 bewildered, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Debate this for me please:


    Apparently it is RUDE of me to check the football scores on my phone while everyone tells stories about people I didn't know who died 20 fucking years ago during dinner because checking the scores makes it seem like I'm not part of the conversation. And here I thought that everyone except me discussing someone I never fucking knew (i.e., "Remember the time he did x, y, and z in 1994?") made me NOT PART OF THE CONVERSATION.


    Discuss, please.
     
    #313 $100T2, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    It's rude. Sorry dear. It would be more polite to just lie, excuse yourself to the bathroom, and check the scores. It's just dinner once a year for an hour or so. You'll be ok!
     
    #314 bewildered, Nov 24, 2011
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    We were discussing how all those dead folks had bigger penises than you and we were asking you what your fucking problem was with that needle dick bug fucker you call a schlong, and did we get an answer?

    No, you just screamed "Aaron Rogers is a GOOOOOD."

    Way to ruin family time, fuckface.
     
    #315 The Village Idiot, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    No, it's EVERY "family" dinner, no matter the occasion, for HOURS. I can take 10 seconds to look at the scores from my end of the table, right?
     
    #316 $100T2, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Pfff excuse you, sweetheart. Dont you have dishes to do?

    Dont listen to them dude, its perfectly legit. Tell your family to fuck off or youll kill them brutally with the electric carving knife.
     
    #317 Juice, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Actually I DID help with the dishes and the women in my family still were catty. That's why I'm sitting outside like a real man.

    In my defense, I don't have a fancy pants phone so I can't empathize.
     
    #318 bewildered, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Thanksgiving with the family was relatively painless this year....quite a surprise. I only see them once in a blue moon these days so it's not as bad as I thought.

    3 plates of awesome and I'm spent.

    Also, I will no longer fucks with vodka red bulls. That shit will send me to an early grave. Zero sleep last night, hungover, turkey coma to the max seeping its way in.

    Signing off
     
    #319 KillaKam, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    My dad and I are settling in to watch A Very Gaga Thanksgiving together.
     
    #320 audreymonroe, Nov 24, 2011
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