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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Dcc001

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    The more you post, the more I am convinced that you're a 20-year-old virgin.
     
    #3181 Dcc001, Dec 14, 2011
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    BOOM ROASTED
     
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    Made my cross country drive in 2 days (16.5 hours each) and after over a week got internet and tv set up. You know those people who say their lives were made better when they got rid of technology?

    I'm not that guy.

    I missed you TiB
     
    #3183 Backroom, Dec 14, 2011
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    Yeah, fuck this discussion. Now I'm looking forward to doing dishes.
     
    #3184 Gravitas, Dec 14, 2011
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    I think you're dating the wrong girls.
     
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    Indeed.

    Also, the outright hypocrisy of not kissing a girl after a blow job (not to mention the inherent rudeness) is hilarious.

    "Hey baby, can I put it in your ass tonight? I've got a wild hair."
    "Sure."
    "Hey baby, how about some ATM? I'd love to cum in your mouth."
    "Okay."
    *leans up to kiss him afterwards*
    "Oh hell no! Get away from me with that!"

    Ridiculous.
     
    #3186 BrianH, Dec 14, 2011
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    But they have PERFECT tits!
     
    #3187 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    I think I've figured out why some of these posts have bothered me so much. It's the judgment that's supposedly occurring DURING sex.

    Once you meet someone, decide they pass whatever physical dealbreakers you hold dear, and you ascertain that their personality is tolerable enough to fuck at least once, don't you guys quit judging the experience? Setting aside something weird happening (really strange anatomy, poor hygiene, someone suddenly acting crazy with no warning), if it's a standard, run-of-the-mill hookup or FWB or FB or significant other, do you still judge the person (especially their physical body) and the experience so harshly? Or is this e-posturing, and in real life you STFU, go with the flow, and enjoy the sex?

    Where is Nom when you need him?
     
    #3188 Dcc001, Dec 14, 2011
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    He's probably, you know, actually having sex.
     
    #3189 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    If the girl is letting me fuck her, I'm not judging her. I'm just having fun.
     
    #3190 john_b, Dec 14, 2011
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    I'm with dixiebandit and john_b here. Also, tomorrow will hopefully be fun.

    I forgot how sweet dried pineapple is.
     
    #3191 Crazy Wolf, Dec 14, 2011
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    Someone is letting you have sensual relations with them?
     
    #3192 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, MISSY?
     
    #3193 hotwheelz, Dec 14, 2011
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    Assuming all goes to plan, you should switch the singular form in the above sentence to plural.
     
    #3194 Crazy Wolf, Dec 14, 2011
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    You're visiting a brothel?
     
    #3195 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    Unrelated note: spiked egg nog is making my night excellent. Once my wife goes to bed, I fully intend to play video games the rest of the night.

    Of course, I have to wake up tomorrow for one final student teaching meeting. This is the pointless wrap up meeting, where we 'reflect' on our experience. I have a feeling it is going to be difficult for me to mask my contempt for the school and the people there knowing full well that I have met all of their requirements and there is now nothing they can do to stop me from getting my teaching license. There are two reasons I am going. First, they made it mandatory (and seriously, fuck them for that) and second, we get to do our evaluations of our cooperating teachers (my cooperating teacher was absolutely awesome) and our university supervisor (she made my life hell and I plan to destroy her on evaluation). I am hoping they ask us to evaluate the program itself, as I would love nothing more than to rip every single useless teacher we had a new one.

    The only bright side is that I'll be near the school I worked at, so I can drop by and visit. I do miss working at that school.
     
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    I always wonder how germaphobes enjoy sex.


    I think I finally won Mr. P's best friend over. He seemed so warm tonight because I remembered his birthday and "let" Mr. P go to see D.R.I tonight. I only recalled it due to its proximity to mine and Mr. P won the tickets all by himself. Maybe he actually just caught a contact high, now that I think about it. Whatever the cause, his bro and I hit it off well tonight.


    In other news, I'm considering another beer and posting in the bikini thread, thanks to Dix.
     
    #3197 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2011
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    So you're saying it turned you gay? Kubla was RIGHT!
     
    #3198 Dcc001, Dec 14, 2011
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    Today was my last day of work until Jan 6th. Also just found out that a bonus I wasn't expecting until end of Jan was pushed out to me early by special request of the Board of Directors. AFTER I just told the CIO to go fuck himself and called him a fucking idiot. Might be a bad precedent to set there, Board.

    Had an incredibly productive week, and the big shit is hitting the fan next week, and it looks like I'll be in charge of the tech army when I get back from vacation.

    Yay?

    Fly out to Ontario on Friday, and am already drunk tonight.

    In other news, here's 23 year old ass from a friend of mine who can't wait to see me:


    It's not airbrushed, it's not perfect, but it's glorious. Why? As she said, it's "all yours".

    Works for me.
     

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    No kidding. More to the point, sex must be no fun at all if you're so fucking wrapped up in this tedious bullshit.

    It's sex. It's a mess of fluids and body parts. Just go with it.
     
    #3200 Binary, Dec 14, 2011
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