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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    I guess that's what you get when you image search "beautiful israeli women."
     
    #3221 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    but why?
     
    #3222 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2011
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    For kicks, I googled "Beautiful Palestine Woman". BOOM:

    [​IMG]

    Kinda different.
     
    #3223 Dcc001, Dec 14, 2011
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    I was going to post boobies. I saw a picture of several actresses that I love, like Salma Hayek and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and thought, "More of that!"

    So Jewish it is.
     
    #3224 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    And when I say "love," I don't mean their acting abilities...
     
    #3225 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    I google 'Jewish boob's and one of the top picture's theme is apparently "fun with foreskin." Observe:

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    #3226 Thorgouge, Dec 14, 2011
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    Hey Puppy Dog, has he earned a ban yet? Please please?
     
    #3227 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    Women are hilarious.

    On the other forum I frequent, someone mentioned asshole bleaching. The women there all subsequently got in a tizzy over, "Wait, this is a thing? Are women expected to do this? Should I have been doing this? Oh my god does every guy I've been with think I'm disgusting because I don't?"
     
    #3228 MoreCowbell, Dec 14, 2011
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    I've had women request this type of product at my job. Not only is it a challenge not to giggle for a variety of reasons, but really? Why gawd, why?
     
    #3229 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2011
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    Skypage, anyone who wants in, lemme know.
     
    #3230 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    DCC totally wants me now
     

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    "Here's to me, passing all my classes.
    Here's to never again having to kiss my professor's asses."

    Happy Day, y'all!
     
    #3232 bewildered, Dec 14, 2011
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    I'm late to this conversation, but:

    I know a few girls that enjoy their own juices. Whether on my lips or straight from theirs.

    I've definitely tasted my own cum. Which might not be a counterargument to "tasting your own cum makes you gay", but it IS true. Hey, if a girl's gonna swallow it, I should at least be willing to taste it, right?

    Maybe I'm just more out there than you guys.
     
    #3233 Nom Chompsky, Dec 14, 2011
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    Why would her being trans change whether she was pretty or not?
     
    #3234 Nom Chompsky, Dec 14, 2011
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    Do you really expect this to result in an intelligent conversation?


    *coming from me, I know
     
    #3235 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2011
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    One final left. And if I don't take it, I get a B. Huzzah.
     
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    No, I'm just hoping to score some hot transsexual porn.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://piercedglasses.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://piercedglasses.com/</a> - courtesy of 2004.
     

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    Thanks to the people that have been staying with us (who are now my new friends and soon-to-be-neighbors, yay!) I've finally realized the correlation between my cat doing that cat-freaking-out thing where they just tear around the house for apparently no reason all wide-eyed and on crack and the roommate that I don't like coming home or making his presence known. And now that I've made the connection, it's hilarious, and tonight he came home and my cat started going crazy and at one point he came running down the hall into the living room, DID A SPIN MOVE, and then leapt onto the windowsill. It was so awesome.
     
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    So is there a rule 34 for nose bridge piercing fucking?
     
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