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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    scootah's done it twelve times, 3 in front of a studio audience.
     
    #3241 MoreCowbell, Dec 15, 2011
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    Umm...boom, roasted? Am I doing that correctly?
     
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    Takes "pince-nez" to a whole new level.
     
    #3243 Crazy Wolf, Dec 15, 2011
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    Uh oh! Somebody get Mr. Bear a Claritin!

     
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  5. lust4life

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    I googled "black boobs" and got this:

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    #3245 lust4life, Dec 15, 2011
  6. audreymonroe

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    In my experience, Jewish girls tend to have big boobs and Jewish guys tend to have big dicks.

    Just throwing that out there.
     
    #3246 audreymonroe, Dec 15, 2011
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    Go tall or go home, baybuh.
     
    #3247 bewildered, Dec 15, 2011
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    I kissed a girl, and I liked it.
     
    #3248 ghettoastronaut, Dec 15, 2011
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Sigh, I remember my first time.
     
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    There were some black guys at the open mic tonight. They were really cool, and rapped, and were good at it. I thought of you. "Hey, Chompsky could probably do something like this" I thought. Rapping is inherited genetically, right?
     
    #3251 ghettoastronaut, Dec 15, 2011
  12. Flagrant

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    I dedicate this song to Nom.


     
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    I think this thread needs some more of this:



    And this:
     

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    I kissed a girl too, just to try it. I just hope my boyfriend don't mind it.

    Speaking of trannies: I was browsing fapdu the other day, and found a video that had a preview thumbnail showing a gorgeous girl in a sundress. I clicked. Ten seconds in, she stands up and there's a dick.

    Apparently, the "straight" search criteria does not exclude chicks with dicks.
     
    #3255 StayFrosty, Dec 15, 2011
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    Ok, color me stunned.

    I put on dixiebandit's youtube of "Stay With Me."

    It's 7:10 and I'm rocking out to the Faces.

    My wife, getting ready for work, comes out. I ask "Do you know who this is?"

    "Rod Stewart."

    "Well, the Faces, because Rod Stewart never again reached the awesomeness that was the Faces. Ron Wood was in the Faces."

    "Oh, from the Stones."

    When she said that, I was shocked. She follows with this:

    "Stop acting like you're the only one that knows anything about music."

    My response: "I've seen your music collection."

    Her: "I've seen yours. Who is that cheesy 70's singer that you think is fabulous, but sucks?"

    Me: "GORDON LIGHTFOOT? He's a Canadian Treasure!!!!" I was completely serious.

    Her: "Oh, so now you like Canadians? When did this happen?"

    ...

    Sometimes I just don't know what to do with that woman.
     
    #3256 The Village Idiot, Dec 15, 2011
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    There a reason Rod Stewart is ripped on as much as he is? I know there were those gay urban legends about him. I don't know his whole catalog but dude seems to have a rocking singing voice. What's with all the hate?





    Fucking hate waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to sleep.
     
    #3257 Kubla Kahn, Dec 15, 2011
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    Didn't he do that song about Ella Fitzgerald?
     
    #3258 lust4life, Dec 15, 2011
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    I always wondered where IWantSomeJuice got his user name.
     
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