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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    As a matter of fact, he did. She was apparently a bit whorish and liked to go down in November.
     
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  2. ghettoastronaut

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    Actually she liked to go down on November. But as the story goes, November came early.
     
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  3. The Village Idiot

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    Yes, it is said she was bigger than most and headed for Cleveland, though Detroit may have been her actual destination.
     
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    And man, she sure could take a big load.
     
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  5. The Village Idiot

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    That might be why she was the pride of the American side.
     
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    Well I had a somewhat shitty night. Mr. P and his best friend went to see D.R.I. last night, they took the light rail and were playing safe, so I thought. I went to bed and woke up at 1:40. I had missed a call from Mr. P, tried calling back, went to voicemail. Fall back asleep to wake up in an hour, Tried calling again-straight to voicemail. Okay, well now I can't sleep because I am concerned that I can't get through to him, and as time went on, he wasn't home yet.

    He finally gets home at 6:40 am, freaked out. After the show, they were headed to the light rail when a smallish, drunk guy was screaming at a bar (that they were passing) for his phone. Mr.P kept walking but his friend stopped to try to talk some sense into the napoleon, who retaliated by fucking stabbing him in the face!!

    So they ended up going to the hospital for a nightcap. Mr. P feels awful that his best friend now resembles the Joker, not that he could've really known that was coming.

    Right after we take the kids to school I have a gyno appointment to determine if I require more surgery, after that it's nap time.
     
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  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Boy, after Pimptress' post, I feel like we need a bumper.

    Shouldn't this be discussed in this thread?

    And, isn't Nudity Female the most awesome action figure, ever?
     
    #3267 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 15, 2011
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    Nudity Female is indeed the most awesome action figure ever. I wonder if there was a show the figures were based on...


    Sorry to be a downer, I'm just shocked that this happened.
     
    #3268 PIMPTRESS, Dec 15, 2011
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    Apparently someone accidentally called 911 from work this morning. Cue two of the hottest cops I've ever seen coming through the office to "make sure everyone's okay". I have never wanted to fake an ailment as much as I did this morning.
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    I can confirm this. I was able to snap a quick picture of one of them:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Hot diggity, I love a man in uniform.
     
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    Just tell him you want a mustache ride.
     
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    Can't speak for the men, but my experience with the girls (with a .9 confidence interval, but like all researchers I'd like to increase the number of my observations) does not reveal a statistically significant difference in mean bust size for the population.*

    They do, however, give excellent head.


    *Important caveat: The researcher is an ass man, which may skew the sample distribution somewhat.
     
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    Strangely, I've heard exactly opposite stereotypes about Jewish girls and oral sex -- i.e., that they give it enthusiastically and skilfully, AND that they never give it at all.

    Stereotypes are weird.
     
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    Jewish girls give great head, end of story.

    I love people with zero sense of humor. We had a bagel and juice spread for breakfast at work today. I took a small bottle of juice, never opened it, and offered it to a girl in my office who said she was thirsty. First thing she says? "What did you do to it?"

    I said, "I gave it to some homeless guy, he swished the juice in his mouth and spat it back into the bottle and put the cap up his ass for about an hour. Other than that it's fine."

    She replied, "That's disgusting, you didnt really do that, right?"
     
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    Fire trucks have a Pavlovian effect on me. I get wet just seeing one.
     
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    ... Are you on fire? 'Cause that might explain it.
     
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    Either that or a fetish for steroid abusing, low level drug dealing, part time construction workers.
     
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    I think I've heard that conflicting set of stereotypes about nearly every ethnic/cultural group of women there are. Typically, those outside said group claim the former while those within the group say the latter.
     
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    So congested. I'm very ready for allergy season to go away.
     
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