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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    I'm not sure that "confidence interval" means what you think it means.
     
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  2. comforter

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    Quite possibly, as it's been awhile since I took statistics. Darn you for making me remember it. Somebody correct me: Should I have said the P-value is .9? Assume a null hypothesis, pace audreymonroe, of "Jewish girls are no bustier than shiksas". My studies fail to reject that null hypothesis. There's a 90% chance that my data points* arose** from populations whose mean bust size is identical.

    It is important not to overinterpret this data; as is well known in the field, qualitative analyses are at least, if not more, important than qualitative (Philalawyer, Regarding Nipples (Nuggets, Vol. III), The intertubes: 2008). Further research is needed on maximizing breast utility for a given set of indifference curves***.

    *See what I did there?

    ** See what I did there, too?

    *** Thought I was done, didn't you?

    TL;DR: I need grant money.
     
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    SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) is being discussed and voted on by Congress today, I'm surprised there isn't a thread about it. I'm watching the live feed now(they seem to be on break), I really hope that shit doesn't get passed.
     
    #3283 Fernanthonies, Dec 15, 2011
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    Is it fucking Friday yet?
     
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    Me and a couple co-workers just got back from lunch. While we were waiting on the bill a waitress sauntered over me and asked "Is it tough being a male stripper?" as she hooked my arm with hers. The entire sales department has been made very aware of this and now they are contemplating what my stripper name is.

    They are not going to let me forget this.
     
    #3285 katokoch, Dec 15, 2011
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    If this isn't the freakiest fucking ad ever...

     
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    Am I the only one who is saddened by the Bikini threads low place on the page?
     
    #3287 McSmallstuff, Dec 15, 2011
  8. hooker

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    So, post your apple bottom for us!
     
    #3288 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
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    No one wants to see a guys ghetto booty. Besides I don't feel well. One of you lovely ladies should take sympathy on me.
     
    #3289 McSmallstuff, Dec 15, 2011
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    My vote is for Chesty Sparklecock.
     
    #3290 Angel_1756, Dec 15, 2011
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    Yeah, a certain someone whose name starts with "P" and ends with "IMPTRESS" was supposed to post a provocative picture in that thread....
     
    #3291 dixiebandit69, Dec 15, 2011
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    Bzzzt. Wrong, Nom already has that one.
     
    #3292 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 15, 2011
  13. hooker

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    How long would an olive pit take to get through you?
     
    #3293 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    Did you eat it, or is it being fired from a cannon?
     
    #3294 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 15, 2011
  15. hooker

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    You can fire olive pits from a cannon?!
     
    #3295 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
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    Depends on the calibre the of weapon used to shoot it.

    Probably about .04 seconds.
     
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    In unrelated news... I think I'm making my dog hate Christmas.

     

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    I was curious as to whether anyone has seen, heard about or participated in this event:

    http://toughmudder.com/

    A friend of mine wants me to do the Indiana event in March and I'm seriously considering it so I'd love any feedback/input that anyone may have on it. It seems pretty bad ass.
     
    #3298 Soonergal, Dec 15, 2011
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    Wait, what? Were you wearing a g-string and nothing else at the restaurant? Did she meet you at your nigh job earlier that week? Did you hand her $40 in $1 bills?
     
    #3299 MoreCowbell, Dec 15, 2011
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    Yes. Do it. It will be epic.

    Or do Warrior Dash: <a class="postlink" href="http://warriordash.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://warriordash.com/</a>
     
    #3300 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
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