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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. katokoch

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    Bitch please... you gotta make it rain for me to "work", not sprinkle. I got dignity.
     
    #3301 katokoch, Dec 15, 2011
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    I'm visiting here next Friday:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.arborbrewing.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.arborbrewing.com/</a>
    and
    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.lbbrew.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.lbbrew.com/</a>

    Anyone been or tasted?

    I figure anywhere that sells growlers is my kinda place.
     
    #3302 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
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    So tonight I face the age old debate. Take care of myself, or drink. As of right now drinking myself healthy is winning. Does the peanut gallery have a take?
     
    #3303 McSmallstuff, Dec 15, 2011
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    The Big Four-Oh

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    HAHAHAHA

    Oh, you're serious... If not Chesty Sparklecock, how about Kitty Glitterthong?
     
    #3304 Angel_1756, Dec 15, 2011
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    I've heard nothing but good things about it. My team is going to do one next year for kicks. Basically a much longer Warrior Dash... like the difference between a 10K and a Marathon.
     
    #3305 BrianH, Dec 15, 2011
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    This is funnier than most people know. If I were to give you a stripper name, it would probably have to be "Opie Taylor".

    Was she hot? If so, you should have offered to give her a private show and then asked her if she wants to see your "custom gun stock".
     
    #3306 lhprop1, Dec 15, 2011
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    Well my fellow idiots, I did some searching on the web and found out the origin of Devilman here.
    Apparently it started off as a manga series in 1972 and went on to become an anime series. There was even a Devilman videogame.

    However, there was no mention of Nudity Female in the whole article (I guess; I just skimmed over it because reading it was making my brain hurt.).
    Poor Nudity Female; she must feel so left out...
     

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  8. CharlesJohnson

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    Depends if it gets stuck along the way and causes an obstruction. Occasionally they get lodged sideways in the creases of your intestine then cause an infection. See "diverticulitis."

    Sometimes the innate cyanide in the pit is released as enzymes break down the pit. there was a case not long ago of an old man losing his hair and his teeth fell out because of stuck olive pits.

    One case from this book Swallow by Mary Capuello, the pit somehow managed to germinate in a little girl. During the operation they removed 6 inches of intestine that was now stuck to pieces of a tiny olive tree.
     
    #3308 CharlesJohnson, Dec 15, 2011
  9. hooker

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    Get fluffed and whipped! (Surprisingly, it's safe for work.)
     
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    I'm so excited now!

    I'll let you know how it turns out.
     
    #3310 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
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    Yeah you know how hilarious it actually is.

    The worst thing- she used to be hot, but looks like she was rode hard and put away wet a decade ago. Kinda like Lohan down the road.
     
    #3311 katokoch, Dec 15, 2011
  12. Gator

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    Don't you mean "comes out"?
     
    #3312 Gator, Dec 15, 2011
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    Didn't know you were curious. But since you are - don't worry - he always pulls out.
     
    #3313 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
  14. Gator

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    Comes out, not cums out.

    But thanks for the info.
     
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    On that note, has anyone trained their vagina to swish jizz around then spit it out into a spittoon? *PTINK!*
     
    #3315 CharlesJohnson, Dec 15, 2011
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    Isn't that just a fancy creampie?
     
    #3317 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
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    I was at a low rent strip club one time and the "feature dancer"'s special move was to ingest water into her vagina and then spray it around the audience and stage with surprising accuracy. (Not as hygienic as it sounds.)

    It's one thing to try to make it home without your wife figuring out you were at a strip club, much less when your shirt smells like a sardine's cunt.
     
    #3318 Gator, Dec 15, 2011
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    Or better yet, lip synch to Ain't Going Down till the Sun Comes Up?
     
    #3319 Crown Royal, Dec 15, 2011
  20. Gator

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    No. A fancy creampie comes out in a shell with a cherry on top.

    I think he's looking for creampie'ng for distance.
     
    #3320 Gator, Dec 15, 2011
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