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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Nitwit

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    I'll guess "Ringo Gunsmoke."

    EDIT: Or better yet, "Big Ringo Gunsmoker".
     
    #3321 Nitwit, Dec 15, 2011
  2. Gator

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    Is that the sequel to the Elton John/George Michael classic:

    "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"?
     
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    I wonder if they have an award for that.
     
    #3323 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
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    Well, alcohol kills germs, so I'd drink.
     
    #3324 GTE, Dec 15, 2011
  5. hooker

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    I almost got rid of my iPhone today. The Android vs. iPhone debate is killing me.

    And in case you feel like throwing up your lunch, look what I did to myself:


    I'm so coordinated!
     

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  6. Angel_1756

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    Or the lesser known Rooster Cockburn? (Yes, I realize it was Cogburn. That's the joke.)
     
    #3326 Angel_1756, Dec 15, 2011
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    There's a trophy wife in the gym. God bless her, she thought flaunting her Lululemon attire and giant wedding ring would impress me.


    Fail.
     
    #3327 shimmered, Dec 15, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Speaking of male stripper names, I was rummaging through David Letterman's trash and found this list that might be of help:

    Bigcock Omama
    Rod Pole
    Dick Parry
    Flute Gingrich
    Meat Rodme
    Ann Coulter
     
    #3328 Nom Chompsky, Dec 15, 2011
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/</a>
     
    #3329 Binary, Dec 15, 2011
  10. hooker

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    Holy shit this stuff tastes like heaven probably tastes.

    [​IMG]

    And what a mind-fuck...

    Google Behind The Numbers

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    #3330 hooker, Dec 15, 2011
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    [​IMG]



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    Yummy....
     
    #3331 PIMPTRESS, Dec 15, 2011
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    So I am back from Latvia. The boat I was on has several areas with live singers (they don't smell as much as the dead ones) who sing covers of popular songs with their horrible english pronunciation.

    John Denver is well loved in Eastern Europe. Especially loved is Country Roads. Every location there was a live singer on the boat they attempted it.

    You can only hear someone belting out "Cowntree Roods take me ome... vest wirwinia" so many times before you go a bit nuts.
     
    #3332 kuhjäger, Dec 15, 2011
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    I'm waiting for furniture to be delivered, and for a text from that girl from last night.

    Beep beep beepity boop.
     
    #3333 ghettoastronaut, Dec 15, 2011
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    That's what it's like in Cuba, only instead they're ape-shit for The Beatles. Homies and Homegirls, you haven't lived until you've seen an oily guy with a ponytail singing Paperback Writer in a Julio Iglesias accent. Did I mention he was wearing a figure skater-esque cat suit?

    Cuba: home of the mojito, the daquiri, and the most gaspingly hilarious lounge acts on earth.
     
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    Sigh, how many times have I heard that from a woman.

    Hey Ballsack, you going to not acknowledge the M5 owners as well?
     
    #3336 ghettoastronaut, Dec 15, 2011
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    So apparently I did a lot of reading of this thread last night and have no recollection of what was in it. Slightly more sober now than when I was when I got home last night with absolutely no recollection of how I got home.

    Before and after is there just not the trip home with the 15 thousand calls to random people on my phone.

    G+?
     
    #3337 Bundy Bear, Dec 15, 2011
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    I'm guessing 'sack is going to ignore everyone he considers to be beneath him. He'll just be up at the screen suckling Tom Cruise's teat.

    4-day weekend beginning in 3...2...1!
     
    #3338 Angel_1756, Dec 15, 2011
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    Long weekends are awesome, I started mine at the pub yesterday at 2pm.
     
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    Shouldn't this be the cue for Black Jesus to tell more Latvian jokes?
     
    #3340 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 15, 2011
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