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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    This picture that you sent me is adorable.

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  2. Bundy Bear

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    It would appear the sack of old is about. Did futurewife take her thumb off your forehead for the night?
     
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  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    I thought you just made fun of fags. Now you're hatin' on wannabe fags, too?
     
    #3343 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 15, 2011
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    A rare glimpse into the Ballsack pre-coke psych up ritual.
     
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  5. bewildered

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    Need.....more....cold....meds....
     
    #3345 bewildered, Dec 15, 2011
  6. Bundy Bear

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    And I need more alcohol. Trade you?
     
    #3346 Bundy Bear, Dec 15, 2011
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    Yuuuup. As long as you're ok with Club 400.
     
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    What the fuck is that? If it's bourban or whiskey I'll throw it back at you. I require rum or vodka.
     
    #3348 Bundy Bear, Dec 15, 2011
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    Fine! I have some Bacardi.

    Pansy.
     
    #3349 bewildered, Dec 15, 2011
  10. Bundy Bear

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    Cold meds coming your way. Bacardi never lasts very long around me.

    On another note, fuck the gardening people in their asses with their noisy fuck off equipment. It was 7am Friday when you woke me up. Let me sleep you bastards.
     
    #3350 Bundy Bear, Dec 15, 2011
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    Fuckin' A, right! Who the hell gets up at 7 am on a week day? Bastards.
     
    #3351 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 15, 2011
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    My sister is bringing over her 3 kids and their new puppy for a few hours while her and my brother in law do some job related fund raiser or some shit. I dunno. I MAY have bitten off more than I can chew. I had to go to school today to run some errands and talk to a couple professors and that just about sapped all my energy.
     
    #3352 bewildered, Dec 15, 2011
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    Don't get me wrong, I'm normally up at 6am most days but I took this day out of my book on the expectation I would be able to doze drunkily in bed until at least 9. I was cheated out of my dozing and this makes me Rangry.
     
    #3353 Bundy Bear, Dec 15, 2011
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    I have a solution. Tell them to bring you some nyquil.

    Then give it to all of the kids.
     
    #3354 Gravitas, Dec 15, 2011
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    Hahaha! Oh Gravy boy, you are the best.
     
    #3355 bewildered, Dec 15, 2011
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    This is parent code for "we're going to be gone for at least 2 hours longer than we told you."

    Good luck. We're all counting on you.
     
    #3356 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 15, 2011
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    Watching three kids huh? I wonder what that's like?
     
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    It has been suggested that I bring the kids onto G+ with me. That might be cute for a minute before the youngest one starts crying. They ARE super cute though. Way cuter than me, that's for sure.
     
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    Super duper cute. My sister's kids are younger, though. The girl is 3.5, the boy is 2.5, and the baby is 8months. Hooray!
     
    #3359 bewildered, Dec 15, 2011
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    What is G+ and how to I subscribe?
     
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