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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. mya

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    If I learned one thing today, it is to mention Words with Friends during dinner which means that all of the women will scurry to get their iphones to start a game with you ... so it is no longer is rude to play with your phone during dinner because you are actually interacting with your in-laws. Kind of a win win all around. And they will never know you aren't picking a word and actually checking the scores.
     
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    Al dente.

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    I'm out.
     
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    This game is terrible. I hate A&M. Have fun getting shanked in the SEC, mouthbreathers.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    *drunkenly holds up two fingers* There are three things! Wait, no. *reshuffles fingers* FOUR things that I will never believe no matter how many times I am told otherwise. They are:

    • Blue from Blue's Clues is a girl
    • Bambi is a boy
    • Nom is black
    • You are male

    Sorry. I'm just stubborn like that.

    *edit* Apparently I am drunker than I thought I was. You aren't male! Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! How did I not know this?! My mind is blown. I mean, that explains why I always believed you were a girl but shit! Sorry again!
     
    #324 WickedBitch, Nov 24, 2011
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    You're cute, we can be friends.
     
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    What the fuck, Blue was not a girl. There is no way.
     
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    It's probably rude if you're texting/facebook/whatever the whole time and people are trying to talk to you (although I do that shit all the time anyway, I guess I'm rude). But if you're checking the scores every 5-10 mins or so, I don't think it's a big deal.
     
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    Yep. Steve (because I can't bear to watch the episodes with Joe) repeatedly refers to Blue as "her" and "she." I think I may have repressed that when my oldest was a baby (my middle son never got into that show) but now that my little guy has started watching it, it dawned on me the other day. It was rather jarring.
     
    #328 WickedBitch, Nov 24, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    The challenge from earlier:

    There wasn't room on the smaller table for food, so this got stashed on the coffee table. Not seen: the pies.



    This is the place setting. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!
     

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    The woman is sitting here discussing going out for black Friday as if this is a good idea! There is not enough booze in the world for me approach this from a positive view point.

    Oh Lawd hep me!
     
    #330 McSmallstuff, Nov 24, 2011
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    Target was playing some commercial where a lady decked out in gaudy trinkets sees their advertisement and she starts crying out of excitement or something.

    It is by far the most unintentionally sad commercial I have ever seen.

    Found it*
     
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    I have discovered that me, wine, computer access, and the promise of black friday "deals" is not a good combo. I have now had three separate transactions on Amazon because they keep revealing "lightning deals" that I feel that I just can't miss out on. I get all caught up in the moment. With that being said, why actually go to face the madness at the stores if you have computer access. Who knows what I would buy if I had all of that insanity going on around me.
     
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    I'm jealous. You had all the stuff that I wish I had...mmmmm ham...is that green bean casserole....and cheesy potatoes?

    I think I am going to have my own little private thanksgiving this weekend and make all of those things. They were my family traditions so it just doesn't feel complete without them.
     
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    Hastings is have 30% off all new and used books.

    I'm not sure how I have resisted.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Regarding the setup of the feast. Sides are irrelevant.

    (Also, for all of you in the dark meat > white meat camp, have a smoked beer can turkey, I promise you it will change your opinion.)
     

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    No green bean casserole. That dish on the table is sesame green beans. The sweet potato casserole is the best thing, I look forward to it every year.
     
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    Got fucking smashed last night for the yearly Tanksgiving day shit my friends do. Apparently my buddy started feeding me water after I started passing out while talking to people. Another one of my friends almost go arrested for trying to climb in the second story window of the friends house he was staying at. Cops thought they had a B and E until my friend came home and vouched for him .
     
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    That girl is so auditioning your tongue right there.
     
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    I worked a black friday at one of the nations highest grossing best buys (at least they told us that) one year.

    Fuck that noise.

    Good luck buddy.
     
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    I worked at a Gap Clearance Center one year during Black Friday. About 2 hours in they just told us to pile all of the dropped clothes up at the end of each isle and wait until close to to hang them up. It was a shit show.
     
    #340 Kubla Kahn, Nov 24, 2011
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