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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Frank

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    Seriously dude, have you gotten a paternity test? This is almost as bad as Me, Myself & Irene.

    Edit: Though admittedly the one on the left has something resembling your face.
     
    #3381 Frank, Dec 15, 2011
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    So I just opened a bottle of Trappist beer and I had a ten metre long rope of beer spill onto the floor.

    I think I just got punked by a bunch of monks.
     
    #3382 ghettoastronaut, Dec 15, 2011
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    Seriously dude, have you looked at their FACES? Look at those two little boy's faces and smiles and compare to his picture in the avatar thread and tell me that he isn't the daddy.
     
    #3383 bewildered, Dec 15, 2011
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    Dude... that's not cool.




    PM them to me?
     
    #3384 JoeCanada, Dec 15, 2011
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    Not cool. If she doesn't know it isn't ok.
     
    #3385 bewildered, Dec 15, 2011
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    This is the Idiot Board. This isn't the place for your courteous morals and disapproval of creepy actions.
     
    #3386 StayFrosty, Dec 15, 2011
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    Neat fact: if you had posted the pictures anyway and written "with permission", nobody would have blinked. But now that you told us, well, shit.

    I hope we've all learned a lesson here.
     
    #3387 ghettoastronaut, Dec 15, 2011
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    He asked. If we were as amoral as we pretend he would have just posted them.
     
    #3388 bewildered, Dec 15, 2011
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    You might as well just ask. If she's as crazy as you say, she'll say yes and then everybody wins.
     
    #3389 Nom Chompsky, Dec 15, 2011
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    If I hadn't have sobered up then odds are I would have posted them. Just thought I would gauge the reaction. Bitch does deserve to burn in hell though.

    We're not currently on talking terms and I don't need the drama.
     
    #3390 Bundy Bear, Dec 15, 2011
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    Santa, all I want is for this workplace x-mas party to get boozy.

    Sincerely,

    Young guy who generally can't relate with middle aged married people with kids

    "Oh, you put fake reindeer antlers on him and the dog!? That is hilarious!"
     
    #3391 Gravitas, Dec 15, 2011
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    Also for the entertainment of others I implore you to check this out.

    http://www.myfreecams.com

    Check out a girl called TJHEART. Great boobies.
     
    #3392 Bundy Bear, Dec 15, 2011
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    It was a joke...
     
    #3393 StayFrosty, Dec 15, 2011
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    Smashcut to a distraught Gravy looking on in horror as a suburban key party begins to unfold...
     
    #3394 Nom Chompsky, Dec 15, 2011
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    At my work christmas party, all the young folk came out of the woodwork and after the middle-aged people were done dancing to lady gaga, we went out to the bar. Stayed out until 3am, no less.

    Also, on that website, check out a girl named xclassyangel rubbing lotion all over her boobs. Great irony.

    More classic rock:

     
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    I'd film?
     
    #3396 Gravitas, Dec 15, 2011
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    As I pointed out in a rep, from my experience nothing would unfold until after everyone left. Although you might be horrified to see who picks up your keys.
     
    #3397 FreeCorps, Dec 15, 2011
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    You know, it isn't that difficult to navigate a big city without being an asshole. Stay to the right, don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk and/or the top/bottom of stairs/escalators, don't walk at a glacial pace, and generally have some awareness that you're not the only person on the planet. It really amazes me how few people grasp any of these concepts.
     
    #3398 audreymonroe, Dec 15, 2011
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    Could the Rolling Stones ever get so wasted that they themselves could not play one of their songs?
     
    #3399 ghettoastronaut, Dec 15, 2011
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    Okay, imagine all of the terrible, annoying things people do when walking in a big city. Now imagine it's raining. There are umbrellas everywhere. You are at the correct height for every single one of those to drill right into your eye holes.

    So now not only is everyone a giant asshole, they are trying to STAB YOU

    I HATE WHEN IT RAINS HERE
     
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