The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Oh my dear sweet Jesus I have come so close to taking people's umbrellas away from them and breaking them and saying "If you can't use a fucking umbrella properly, you don't get to use one at all!" Haven't done it yet.

Girl from last night got "calked" into work (heh heh heh... calling Pussy Galore?), so she's not in town tonight. And these furniture delivery folk seem intent on making me wait until the last minute.

 

Has anyone switched over to Timeline on Facebook, yet? From all the previews, it looks like it's just going to turn Facebook into solely a place to talk about yourself, and it doesn't seem like you can write on people's walls anymore. Is that true? Or are they just not highlighting that? I mean, I love talking about myself and stalking people, but it's also the main way I keep in touch with people these days...

 

Bottle fermented. That style gets ridiculously overactive yeast, probably due to the alcohol by volume, and gush frequently. You should be drinking it out of a chalice anyway.

Holy Christ that whole graph sounded pretentious.

Anyway. I like Orval Trappist. Really awesome. Chimay is also the bitch's tits. But there's one called Westvleteren that you pretty much can't find anymore unless you go visit the brewery yourself. They allow only one case per visit, you have to order in advance. Because of this each beer cost $15 at the store in 2003. If you find one now it will probably be double. These guys were serious when they say they don't want their product being sold at inflated prices, thus the one case rule. It is brewed by the monks themselves, not a contract brewer like some of the Trappists do now, and is meant to fund their lifestyle. I had it once. It's a good beer, would age up to 10 years, very complicated flavors.

There might not be a more beautifully made product.

 

Never mind, I figured it out. For some reason they don't show it in the previews, but a few friends just switched and it's the same. It's not as bad as I thought it was going to be, but I think I'm still going to wait to switch until I absolutely have to.

 

I should be doing homework. I'm supposed to write a paper on which cultural icon (actor, musician, etc) I'd endorse to run for next president and what I would want them to change first once in office.

Instead I am drinking a beer and wondering how to identify the fuckstick that sliced Mr.P's bff's face open last night. He is still in the hospital, he is seriously Jokeresque for the rest of his life. I'm feeling a bit cynical about everything right now.

Maybe I could make an awesomely sarcastic piece about why Kim Kardashian should be president. That could distract me for twenty minutes.


edited to add: http://www.petapixel.com/2011/10/04/men-photographed-in-stereotypically-female-poses/

 

Thank you for reminding me I have a chalice to drink awesome beer out of. I stopped by a booze store on the way home and in addition to a cheap ass 30-pack, I got a bottle of Stone smoked porter and Flat Earth porter (a St. Paul brewery). I just finished the Flat Earth and it was a little on the drier side, which as good. I am looking forward to the smoked porter. Into the chalice it goes!

I have also never anticipated an email reply more than right fucking now.

 

I have SO MANY grad school apps due today. Why must all deadlines happen on the same day? Instead of accomplishing things, I'm drinking and reading this thread...

Maybe I'll develop productivity by midnight?

 

Hmm, why would the yeast get overactive due to the abv? Overactive yeast cause high ABV. Nonetheless you can be assured that I am drinking it out of a chalice.

In other news; the furniture guys finally came, and when they did, my couch wouldn't fit in through the door from the hallway. So now I am couchless, but I have a loveseat. And because the TV came free with the loveseat and couch combo, I'm wondering what the fate of my television is.

Isn't that a metaphor for life.

On the other hand, I am now a member of that league of gentlemen with a big flat-screen television. Win some, lose some.

 

I don't know what he means by "which she had no issue sharing with many people". Maybe that's why he would be cool with posting it. Maybe it's already been around...

 

That was cool.

 

Angel is a rock star. I just thought I should point that out.

 

She was a dirty whore who would send them to whoever she felt like hitting on.

 

Classic rock. Here's one for the Bandit spank bank. Cheers dude.

 

Still man, I'm going to grudgingly have to call Taboo on this one. Rulez iz rulez, and something like that SHOULD be regulated tight (also thanks to angry douchebags who should shut the fuck up sometimes). It sounds like Bundy has contempt for this chick too, so cool your heals a little podner cause I vote no.

For the sake of the board. No ticky, no laundry.

EDIT: As for rock and roll, if there is one band I could see from before my time live, it would be these badasses. They raised the bar for every band to follow. WOW.

 

No postage then, the board has spoken. Here watch Pavel Datsyuk embarrass Marty Turco.

 

Word.

 

I've been looking for a comb for a girl with really thick hair as a Christmas present.I found one I like on Amazon. It said I couln't get it until after Christmas. I wound up going directly to the website and and calling. I left a message. They called me back within' an hour. The business is run by a man and wife. I spoke to the woman, and after explaining my situation to her, she replied with this. "Tell me what you want. It will take me three days to make it. I can have it out by Tuesday."

She updated their website with the one I wanted. I placed the order and had problems with payment. I called back and left another message. Twenty minutes later her husband called and said, "Well, I just went out and cut your detangler. I can take your Visa over the phone."

After making payment, he said, "Merry Christmas. Please let us know how she likes it."

Here is the website.

http://baerreis.com/

Here is my choice.


I can't wait to give it.

Thanks audreymonroe for your advice.

 

How to undress a hockey team, by the expert: