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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Nitwit

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    Ever be going at it doggie style and when the sweat starts to drip a little the scent of defecant drifts up?

    Man, I hate that.

    It doesn't happen often but it did last week.

    Thanks, Bandit, for girl number two.

    I thought I'd erased that.

     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Does anybody else feel like Dixie missed a calling as a post-mortem gynecologist?

    HAM
     
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  3. dixiebandit69

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    Yup, that's what sex is like in real life. It's usually messy and can sometimes be smelly. But it's worth it (usually).
    One time I had a girl who was BEGGING me to fuck her in the ass, in my car, but I wouldn't do it; I had no cleanup materials.
    I never saw her after that; she just dodged me whenever I called her or messaged her. In my experience, if you ever deny sex to a woman, she black-lists you.
     
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  4. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    I would pay double the price of NFL ticket if they got that guy to call every game.



    I haven't searched the interwebs, are the live streams of non NFL affiliated announcers calling the game? I know the NFL doesn't fuck around but people on the internet are crafty...
     
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  5. Nitwit

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    NOOOOOoooh!

    Legend.



    and some music. Check out Page playing with his fiddle and beer bottle.
     
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    From Gawker cuz what in the fucking fuck:




    http://gawker.com/5868458/high-schools-incest-prank-is-years-dumbest-grossest-idea
     
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  7. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    We already have a dude who was banging his stepsister, that isn't even a half step away.


    Though it seems less skeezy that the parents weren't blindfolded too. Had both parties been tricked into it I'd feel a lot cringier. Pretty gross how into it the parents got, still a decent prank.



    [​IMG]

    I wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers, or each other's boxes.
     
    #3447 Kubla Kahn, Dec 16, 2011
  8. palmettosc

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    Most exciting entrance in college football here guys.

     
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    After watching that Marshawn Lynch video posted by Ssycko, I finally know why one of my friends says "HOLD MA DICK!" in most of his conversations. Well done
     
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    Christopher Hitchens, the finest asshole of our time, has died. RIP.
     
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  11. Gravitas

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    Fuck.
     
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    That's gotta be fake. How the hell would the parents agree to it?
     
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    As an experienced internet dater, this:


    [youtube]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/670c0ffed5/psa-an-important-message-from-women-everywhere[/youtube]
     
    #3453 Queen-Bee, Dec 16, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    So...totally had Christopher Hitchens and Christopher Reeves confused all night...
     
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    So I am still fairly sick. But I have a healthy buzz so it's much better than it could be.


    To paraphrase Xzibit

    I could drink three pitchers before I piss.
    Some folks call that a problem.
    I call it a gift.
     
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    Did you just put youtube tags around a link to a site that isn't youtube and expect the internet fairies to make it magically work?
     
    #3456 Aetius, Dec 16, 2011
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    Ummmm, yes. *blush*

    Oh and you just called yourself a fairy (I pm'd him for assistance), not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
    #3457 Queen-Bee, Dec 16, 2011
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    I think you're just a person who no longer believes in the magic of dick shots and love at first sight. Just heartless:

    [​IMG]
     
    #3458 whathasbeenseen, Dec 16, 2011
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    Christopher Hitchens was the dumb, deaf and blind one.
    Christopher Reeves was the one that hid from the Nazis in the attic.

    I'm planning on doing all of my Christmas shopping today. I'm hoping it being a weekday the stores will be slightly less of a mad house then they would be on a weekend day.
    Still trying to figure out what types of gifts I should get for people that aren't in my everyday life. I hate doing the whole gift card thing, but on the flip side, I hate spending money on things I know a there is a high probability that it will just sit in someone's house until they decide to sell it on Ebay.
     
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    I doubt they are making out. Touching lips to your kid for a few seconds is hardly making out. The parents probably kept their lips tight.

    Hell, a girl I once dated would peck her parents on the lips, mom and dad before going out, or going to bed.

    It was amusing when she had her lips around my dick not long before kissing them.
     
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