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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    [youtube]video of Kate Upton and Brooklyn Decker naked and scissoring[/youtube]

    Edit: Dang, it didn't work.
     
    #3461 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 16, 2011
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    I can see how you would confuse Superman, defender of all that is right and the American Ideal, and Christopher Reeves.

    So I had barbecue for breakfast. The cat did as well. Never thought she would eat my bbq sauce. Fuckin' did. Fist pound me, cat.

    Merry Friday, whores.

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    He was mostly out of position because instead of keeping his body in front of the puck as Nash took it across the crease or doing exactly what you just said, he just tries to poke check the puck away from him, misses, and leaves the whole net pretty much wide open in the process. It would've been a great play if he'd managed to knock it away, but that's the risky move in this situation and here it backfired.
     
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    God I love Datsyuk
     
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    Just wait to see the surprise the cat leaves in the litter box for you later.
     
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    The good thing about cats is they leave it in the litter box. Not in the middle of your living room carpet. Generally.
     
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    I feel like absolute shit. Didn't mean to mix nyquill and cognac last night. I have less of a hangover feeling and more of a "beaten viciously with a stick" feeling.
     
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    It's sort of a stupid story. I was at Best Friend's last night and for whatever reason they had no whiskey. We decided to make hot toddies with cognac...
     
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    Today is annual Post Christmas Party Stare at the Floor Day.
     
    #3469 MoreCowbell, Dec 16, 2011
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    You know I love you man. I mean I've had a quote from you as a signature almost as long as I've been posting here but seriously I think sometimes you have some closeted white man inferiority shit going on. I wouldn't be suprised if secretly you beat off to only Black on Blonde porn and make 'Future Wife' call you nigga in bed.

    "Nah, baby, you're pronouncing it wrong. No 'er'. Just a. Just A! How many times do I have to tell you"
     
    #3470 whathasbeenseen, Dec 16, 2011
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    Don't forget, the dude is from Kansas. The only black person there is on the maple syrup bottle.
     
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    Wait, you think it's closeted?
     
    #3472 MoreCowbell, Dec 16, 2011
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    And Tech N9ne.

    In other news, my sister is still a friggin' dumbass.
     
    #3473 katokoch, Dec 16, 2011
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    What did she do?
     
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    This Tebowmania continues to reach new heights...heres the vid of high school students Tebowing that led to their suspension.




    Also their is a beer in Colorado I believe that is being named after him. THAT SHIT CRAYYYY
     
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    Crosses fingers for nudie photos being posted here....
     
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    I'm still confused after watching the video - why were people suspended for that?
     
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    Praying is bad?
     
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    She assumed that, when I told her last night about someone emailing me back about something I put up for sale, it meant it was okay for her to go on Facebook and tell the world about it.

    Now there's 15 family members that "like" it and will be very intent on chatting about it when we're all together in a little over a week. I really really don't want to have to tell them "Nope, it didn't happen," and she put me in a position now that I might just be forced into doing that.

    I am getting overexcited about it and her intent was in the right place (she's proud of me and I do appreciate that), but spreading misinformation like that online with my name attached infuriates me. I could bullshit all of them and say "Yeah baby the check hit my account this morning!" and nobody would know the difference, but I can't be dishonest- especially when it's with regard to my business.

    At least the sale going through means I won't have to worry about any of that, so I will be scrambling for my phone every time I get an email today.

    Fuck that.
     
    #3479 katokoch, Dec 16, 2011
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    No, I think the school officials said they were suspended for being disruptive and blocking traffic in the halls.

    Which, you know, makes total sense. Can you imagine the horror of that? I mean, if kids are delayed, they won't have time to get in fights, smoke pot, or bully kids for their lunch money between classes.
     
    #3480 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 16, 2011
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